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Lagi naik Grab. 🧔🏻♂️: "Mbak, udah nikah?" 👩🏻: "Udah, Pak." 🧔🏻♂️: "Udah punya anak belum?" 👩🏻: "Belum." 🧔🏻♂️: "Jangan kelamaan ditunda, Mbak. Punya anak itu bahagia banget. Dulu saya sama istri biasa aja, tapi sejak ada anak, MasyaAllah beda rasanya. Nanti pas tua juga ada yang ngurus, bisa dinafkahi anak." 👩🏻: "Nah, pola pikir kayak gitu yang sering bikin anak jadi 'investasi' orang tua. Ujung-ujungnya lahir sandwich generation. Kasihan juga kalau anak dibebani ekspektasi begitu. Hehe." 🧔🏻♂️: langsung diem. Maaf ya, Pak. Kadang memang ada obrolan yang perlu dikasih sudut pandang lain. 🤙🏼
1. Gaji hakim naik 300%. Bisa banget! 😎 2. Menteri minta 5T? Saya kasih 10T! 😎 3. Anggaran MBG 1,2T per hari. Bisa! 😎 4. Bangun KOPDES 3M per toko. Bisa! 😎 5. Beli motor listrik buat BGN 1T. Bisa! 😎 6. Nyuap MAHASISWA 300 juta. Bisa! 😎 7. DEMO (100K + Wajan + Jajan) Bisa! 😎 8. Gaji Kabinet Gemuk 103 orang. Bisa! 😎 9. Plesiran terus ke luar negeri??? Bisa! 😎 10. Naikkan gaji guru? Uangnya gak ada! 😱 darimana duitnya SAKIT JIWA !!! RIP INDONESIAKU. 🥀🥀🥀 sumber: aisyah
ALHAMDULILLAH....NO MORE BOCIL NYANYI LAGU MBG PEKOK ITU.......SEKARANG MEREKA NYANYI ROLLERBLADE....THANK U NO NA......
🙁😕 NYENYENYE Ngeselin nggak sih?
@Yesterdayimdone @bbysweetyna Sotau najis, mana ada kita menikmati?!
Petugas PLN: “Pas nyala ga pernah dipuji, pas mati dicaci maki” KITA BAYAR YA BAYAAAAAR BUKAN GRATIS!!
Rakyat kecil dibrainwash klo MBG itu dari presiden, padahal dari pajak rakyat.
ga pernah pelit sama orang tapi pelit banget sama biaya admin 2.500
ingat mati ingat sakit ingatlah saat kau nge-tweet
Siapa yang kelaparan sekarang?
"Perjuanganku lebih mudah karena mengusir penjajah, tapi perjuanganmu akan lebih sulit karena melawan bangsamu sendiri” — Ir. Soekarno “Pemimpin harus tegas dan mampu mengambil keputusan yang mengutamakan kesejahteraan rakyatnya di atas segalanya” — B. J. Habibie "Tidak penting apa pun agama atau sukumu. Kalau kamu bisa melakukan sesuatu yang baik untuk semua orang, orang tidak pernah tanya apa agamamu” — Gus Dur “Yang nyinyir-nyinyir-nyinyir biar aja itu. Nyenyenyenye” — ….
Gua cukup yakin emang Prabowo ini akan bawa ke kehancuran. Yang gua salah adalah: kok secepat ini.
Jangan open mic mulu wok
“bensin mahal, yaudah jalan kaki aja biar kaya orang jepang” the trotoar dan anomalinya:
Idih najis
Katanya relawan? Ya harus ikhlaslah dongo
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