Dara Baker @deebeemd

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Dara Baker @deebeemd

3 years ago

Sometimes it’s so cold in Chicago you have to ask yourself: Is that billboard the temperature? Or the price of gas

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Dara Baker @deebeemd

3 years ago

In the absence of call and sunlight my body has remarkably reverted back to an east coast circadian rhythm Status: hibernating

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Morning status Me: drinking Fiji water with my vegan “dry eye” powder packet with vitamins and antioxidants Man next to me: first coke of the day United: we are offering alcoholic beverages, enjoy your flight Time:0700

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Ash, MD @AshMD_1

3 years ago

No one: Doctors trying to have lunch on their 3 minute break when they're on call:

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Dara Baker @deebeemd

3 years ago

Is it frowned upon to bring your freshly eneucleated pig eyes to the gym ? Asking for a friend

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Natalie Wall, MD @nataliemwall

3 years ago

Home call life is not for me, man.

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Dara Baker @deebeemd

3 years ago

Patient sees floater - thinks it’s a bug Me - sees bug - immediately asks for DFE 🦟🐞🪲

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Dara Baker @deebeemd

3 years ago

My attending before my first ever pterygium excision (as primary): so Dara this really isn’t a first year level case… Me:

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Dara Baker @deebeemd

3 years ago

@riresardonique 👀+

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Dara Baker @deebeemd

3 years ago

Is it a sign of dark times that I’ve memorized the ICD-10 for NVG #eyeresident

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Dara Baker @deebeemd

4 years ago

Furthermore, my superpower is running up 3 flights of stairs in an N95 carrying my trusty Tonopen #eyegirlprobs

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Dara Baker @deebeemd

4 years ago

If being a bag lady were a sport I’d be an Olympic medalist on this consult block 🥸

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Dara Baker @deebeemd

4 years ago

The sign of a start of an ophtho era: indirect headlamp-derived forehead acne 🙄 #babyeyedoc #thatsmyjob

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Dara Baker @deebeemd

4 years ago

It’s been a roller coaster ride this year. Last ED shift in the books, hung up that thing that supposedly listens to heart and lungs and dusted off my lenses — here’s to PGY-2! Time to become an #ophthores 🥸 Please only page during business hrs 🙏🏼

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Tony Breu @tony_breu

4 years ago

1/3 - The Mystery In medical school, I was warned to "beware the patient with unilateral icterus" as this portended something bad. As in this case from @NEJM. What can explain this finding? nejm.org/doi/pdf/10.105…

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Dara Baker @deebeemd

4 years ago

Also 4 types of hair clips and scrunchies to keep those luscious locks out of patient faces 💇🏻‍♀️

Londyn Robinson, MD @londyloo

4 years ago

Things u need in residency: 1) blackout curtains 2) good pillows 3) at least 5 pairs of scrubs 4) *some type of fleece zip up 5) I use my cellphone more than laptop 6) the most comfortable sneakers + buy another pair for backup 7) 2 dozen socks + underwear 1/2