🐙Krista (paradox) @depressionham

Rockies fan, superhero nerd. I cried like a bitch when the Cubs won the World Series. Smol. 🐈 mom. She/her. Joined July 2009

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🐙Krista (paradox) @depressionham

4 years ago

@JonRisinger

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🐙Krista (paradox) @depressionham

4 years ago

Not me absolutely losing my shit when Mel B and Emma Bunton showed up on The Circle. #whathascoviddonetome

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🐙Krista (paradox) @depressionham

4 years ago

Well, it took three years, but Miss Rona done finally breached my immune system. I've been saying this to myself and cackling all day...

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🐙Krista (paradox) @depressionham

4 years ago

My sister got laid off today. Tbh I think she's handling things pretty well...

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🐙Krista (paradox) @depressionham

4 years ago

For the record, I like it. I just wasn't expecting it. Literally out loud just said, "this candy cane is... Spicy?"

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🐙Krista (paradox) @depressionham

4 years ago

I'm a minute into this candy cane I'm eating and it's spicy?! Like, it started out as a nice pineapple flavor and now my MOUTH IS ON FIRE.

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🐙Krista (paradox) @depressionham

4 years ago

3* Happy New Year.

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🐙Krista (paradox) @depressionham

4 years ago

I'm apparently 2 years late to the party, but goddamn, if The Innocent Files isn't powerful...

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🐙Krista (paradox) @depressionham

4 years ago

@redberen This is literally the best Christmas present I've ever gotten.

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🐙Krista (paradox) @depressionham

4 years ago

I am literally cackling. Oh my God. Happy Birthday, Jesus.

Pop Base @PopBase

4 years ago

Andrew Tate’s video in response to Greta Thunberg allowed Romanian authorities to confirm he was in the country, and arrest him in human trafficking investigation, due to the pizza chain shown in the 2-minute rant.

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Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg

4 years ago

yes, please do enlighten me. email me at [email protected]

Andrew Tate @Cobratate

4 years ago

Hello @GretaThunberg I have 33 cars. My Bugatti has a w16 8.0L quad turbo. My TWO Ferrari 812 competizione have 6.5L v12s. This is just the start. Please provide your email address so I can send a complete list of my car collection and their respective enormous emissions.

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🐙Krista (paradox) @depressionham

4 years ago

Just tried to say "it's cold as a witches tit" and "it's nipply" at the same time and it came out "it's titty" so that's how my Monday is going.

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🐙Krista (paradox) @depressionham

4 years ago

Related: fuck you, Unreal Engine.

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🐙Krista (paradox) @depressionham

4 years ago

My plan was to start Callisto Protocol, play for an hour or so while I wait for my meds to kick in, and pass TF out. Callisto Protocol ruined any and all chances of getting a nightmare-less sleep BEFORE THE GODDAMN TITLE CARD.

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Jorts (and Jean) @JortsTheCat

4 years ago

Jean says it’s ok to be disappointed, it’s fine to be mad. Just don’t get so discouraged that you forget to hold a grudge

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🐙Krista (paradox) @depressionham

4 years ago

Lolwut

Robert Murray @ByRobertMurray

4 years ago

Yasiel Puig has agreed to plead guilty to felony charges after lying to federal agents investigating an illegal gambling operation. It carries a maximum sentence of 5 years in federal prison. justice.gov/usao-cdca/pr/f…

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🐙Krista (paradox) @depressionham

4 years ago

Systems* whatever

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🐙Krista (paradox) @depressionham

4 years ago

So I'm balls deep into The Crown, and have been googling the real shit as I see the fake shit on TV, and this is one of the most Violently British™ system of measurement I've ever seen.

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Casey Newton @CaseyNewton

4 years ago

According to messages shared in Twitter Slack, Twitter’s CISO, chief privacy office, and chief compliance officer all resigned last night. An employee says it will be up to engineers to “self-certify compliance with FTC requirements and other laws.”