LDAPcomandante @derveloper

Cloud Janitor Joined May 2009

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iotambat @iotambat

4 years ago

oh you're a full-stack engineer? what's this then?

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[email protected] @fNordeingang

4 years ago

Der @fNordeingang wünscht allen ein Frohes Neuss!

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We are heartbroken to say Maxi Jazz died peacefully in his sleep last night. He was a man who changed our lives in so many ways. He gave proper meaning and a message to our music. He was a lovely human being with time for everyone and wisdom that was both profound and accessible.

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atc1441 @atc1441

4 years ago

Did put the Christmas tree up! Finally some Christmas feeling😅 E-Paper wall FTW

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neural oscillator of uncertain significance @mycoliza

4 years ago

the Berkeley Packet Filter (BPF) is a subsystem of many Unix operating systems wherein all packets are sent to a server in Berkeley, California, which has the firewall rules on it.

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Fermat's Library @fermatslibrary

4 years ago

Tupper's self-referential formula is a formula that visually represents itself when graphed at a specific location in the (x, y) plane.

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Rachel Tobac @RachelTobac

4 years ago

This is a demonstration of the Twitter edit feature: 🐣Please retweet or like this if you love baby animals🐣 Once others have interacted with this, I will edit it to learn more about the feature and how easy it is for those who’ve engaged to notice the tweet has changed.

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Matt LeMay Doesn't Live Here Any More @mattlemay

4 years ago

BAN EXECUTIVE "STRATEGY" OFF-SITES. No, seriously, ban them. Removing yourself from the people who need to actually *implement* your strategy is literally the worst thing you can do when developing a strategy. Work in the open. Work collaboratively. Stress-test your ideas.

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Kevlin Henney @KevlinHenney

4 years ago

Just a reminder that all bug prioritisation schemes in practice degenerate to three scheduling categories: do it now, do it later, never do it. If you have a numbered system with many priority levels, what you actually have is a bureaucratic system of denial.

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jam @__binaryeffects

4 years ago

fuck it boss ds-1 door bell

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Ingwar Perowanowitsch @Perowinger94

4 years ago

Ich träume von einer Welt, in der all jene einen 6000€ Umweltbonus bekommen, die tagtäglich mit Bus, Bahn oder Fahrrad unterwegs sind und unsere Städte lebenswert halten und nicht diejenigen, die unsere Stadt noch weiter verstopfen. Welche Partei hat den Mut das mal zu fordern?

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Frank McGovern - INACTIVE @FrankMcG

4 years ago

My biggest IT advice is to have the SMALLEST Oracle footprint you can possibly have at all times.

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Storch_i @Storch_i

4 years ago

So einfach kann man geteilte E-Fahrräder in den ländlichen Raum bringen: mit einem Container von GP Joule - inklusive Solarmodulen oben drauf. Lässt sich überall aufstellen & ergänzt Mobilität, da wo der ÖPNV Lücken im Netz hat.

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jim rose circus @jimrosecircus1

4 years ago

They should announce a sequel to Groundhog Day and then just re-release the original.

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Christian Lindner @c_lindner

4 years ago

Volker @Wissing hat mich überzeugt: Er kann mit einem Bruchteil der Finanzmittel des #9EuroTicket|s ein bundesweit nutzbares, digital buchbares Ticket realisieren. Jetzt sind die Länder dran. Wenn die Finanzierungsfrage klar ist, kann der Preis festgelegt werden. CL #WissingWirkt

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0€ Ticket — #nullfuerimmer @nullfuerimmer

4 years ago

Das 0-Euro-Ticket kommt #NullfürImmer dauerhaft und ab sofort! Hier erklärt Verkehrsminister Dr. Volker @Wissing warum er sich so stark für die schnelle Umsetzung einer Anschlusslösung an das #9EuroTicket eingesetzt hat

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LDAPcomandante @derveloper

4 years ago

@_SebastianDamm @OfficialVentor @ibl0815 @sipgateDE Kann ich nicht bestätigen das mit der Seriosität: "Listen, burrito brains, I don't have time to listen to this trash."

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Erik Peter @retep_kire

4 years ago

Lindner holt sich "argumentative Unterstützung" vom Porsche-Chef, Kahrs bunkert 200.000€ im Schließfach, Andy Grote lässt rechtswidrig in eigener Sache ermitteln. Aber Deutsche glauben Korruption und moralischen Bankrott gibts nur im Ausland. #PorscheGate #Pimmelgate #CumEx

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Michael Vogel @MichaelVogel1

4 years ago

Coworker: (seeing me drink coffee) You should try low caffeine green tea instead. It will change your life. Me: you should try having 3 kids Coworker: Me: it will change your life! Coworker: Me: I'm going to get more coffee.