DSTRN @destron_
My life is based on a true story. No parody Twitter account here. Denver (sometimes New York) Joined October 2009-
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@KyleBrandt lol. Sir, I’m sorry that you don’t have your own show. That CBS segment…! Bravo 👏🏾
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@redlobster, I was unaware of the cheddar bay biscuit candidacy. But you have my attention. Four free years you said?
Can we give it up, one-time for @RyanSheckler's commentating, coverage of the @Olympics Men's Skateboarding Final?! Absolutely brilliant, composed takes, and delivery from a 🛹 icon. Give this man a 🏅. 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 #Paris2024
Uhhh, all Americans can get behind a President that wants to put more snacks in a bag! Your move @Fritolay 👀#snackflation #StateOfTheUnion
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Some of you dummies are likely completely unaware that SHE-HULK was doing meta-comedy in Marvel Comics before DEADPOOL even existed and long before he was given his "comedic fourth wall breaking edge." Stop making shit up because you hate things.
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@fuckyouiquit I have to be on camera for work meetings all day and I don’t get paid for my acting abilities.
HAIL yeah @RyanKoenigsberg! Worth it.
We traded Colorado’s elite weather for a Nuggets championship and I regret nothing
This. #NBADraft2023
Twitter really turned on Malika Andrews in record time. People realize there's an entire team of ESPN people ESPN telling her what to say from a truck, right? She's not just talking about the gun case b/c she's personally trying to tank his draft stock or whatever people think.
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Jokic is about to celebrate with a glass of fortified potato wine, some braised cabbage, a leisurely horse ride and a long nap. A true champion.
@jakeVSpatrick Lol sorry about that check my guy. Makar feels real bad, and will be sitting out to think about his actions.
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Jimmy Butler tonight:
"You’re Jason, you’re Live Wire! And I’m the Raven!!” #BarryHBO
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DeMVP of the night! 🗣🗣🗣
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Cousin Greg, we’ve missed you so. #SuccessionHBO
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