Lauren Aitchison @devilwrstartan

Writer who gets caught on door handles a lot and never shuts up about domestic abuse. Views mine etc. She/her Glasgow Joined March 2009

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Lauren Aitchison @devilwrstartan

9 months ago

@AZCard_BurdsEye Fiancé looked over at me and said, "You'll definitely never leave me if this is the team you support."

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Lauren Aitchison @devilwrstartan

9 months ago

I'm going to wake up in cold sweats about this drop when I'm 50.

Barstool Sports @barstoolsports

9 months ago

The Cardinals lost this game

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I'm Going To Become A Monkey @type___e

9 months ago

copy editing straight up does not fucking exist anymore & publications of all kinds at the highest levels of professionalism are rife with spelling, grammatical, mechanical, usage errors & AI killed any hope of it ever getting better because they're training on the shitty data.

💞 @LowkeyEnergy_

9 months ago

What’s the most boomer complaint you have?

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Lauren Aitchison @devilwrstartan

9 months ago

I used to work in a butchery, the only woman with eight or nine men, they need gossip like oxygen istg.

Unhinged @DistressDark

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Lauren Aitchison @devilwrstartan

9 months ago

@HI3541968733636 @coldhealing Describing a woman as a "thing" is probably where you're going wrong here.

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Q. Ali @NobleQAli

9 months ago

Antonio Benetto @Tony_Benetto

9 months ago

@drmistercody I don't believe US troops will fire on American citizens.

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Lauren Aitchison @devilwrstartan

9 months ago

@SupNinChalmers @JohnStreicher1 @NobleQAli You have pretty incompetent law enforcement if the only way they can handle that is to kill people.

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Lauren Aitchison @devilwrstartan

9 months ago

"I choose Trump's teachings over Jesus' teachings."

Giff Lasta @GiffLasta

9 months ago

As a Christian, one thing I love about Trump is how shameless he is about saying "Love my enemies? No way man, I hate those guys!" So cool how the honesty allows the conversation to actually happen, rather than a bunch of pious platitudes.

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Ellie Wilson @ellieokwilson

9 months ago

Well, I guess you can call me a law changer! Today, the Victims, Witnesses, and Justice Reform Bill passed - critically with an amendment to make court transcripts free for rape survivors. This is something that’s come directly from survivors’ pain and I couldn’t be more proud.

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Lauren Aitchison @devilwrstartan

10 months ago

Apparently the answer is "orange" and not koala or a Gameboy or a fork, which all feel a lot more opposite to an apple than another piece of fruit.

N.💛 @northstarbabyyy

10 months ago

if we’re playing 30 seconds and i ask you what the opposite of an apple is and you say banana i’m swinging

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Congolesa Rice @judeinlondon

10 months ago

Asylum seekers don’t get new build homes you lying freak

John Edwards @John_EdwardsUK

10 months ago

I’m representing a veteran stuck in a one-bed flat with his wife & 2 young daughters. The mould is so bad both girls have been hospitalised with respiratory problems Seeing asylum seekers handed these new-build homes is not just disappointing—it’s a betrayal to him and all Brits

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🌸 𝓢𝓾𝓰𝓪𝓻 🌸 @sugarGSP

a year ago

But according to MumsNet “wE CaN aLwAYS tELl hurr durr” These people are horrific.

🌸 𝓢𝓾𝓰𝓪𝓻 🌸 @sugarGSP

a year ago

It’s official chat, I’m a ciś grifter.

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cez @cezthesocialist

a year ago

Okay, now define the biological sexes. Every attempt I've ever seen at doing that had contradictions or people who aren't even trans not meeting either definition.

Politics UK @PolitlcsUK

a year ago

🚨 BREAKING: The Supreme Court has ruled that a woman is defined as biological sex under the Equality Act of 2010

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Lauren Aitchison @devilwrstartan

a year ago

After staying in various spare rooms and having my stuff in storage for almost four months, I picked up the keys for my new flat today. I ordered a sofa. I did meter readings. I ripped up carpets. It felt good!

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Lauren Aitchison @devilwrstartan

a year ago

I really believe this tweet is genius but at the same time lol it's just Mags. @PerthshireMags

Annie Wu (all socials: @annie_wu_22) @Annie_Wu_22

a year ago

this tweet is my roman empire

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Lauren Aitchison @devilwrstartan

a year ago

Every cloud has a silver lining.

HOT SPOT @HotSpotHotSpot

a year ago

James Woods starts crying on CNN because his house burned down Do you feel bad for him?

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Lauren Aitchison @devilwrstartan

2 years ago

Happy New Year, everyone! It's just an arbitrary line in the sand, but I'm delighted the worst year of my life is over and I never have to do it again! My only resolution is to be a massive nuisance.

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Letícia @tuesdaywood

2 years ago

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2 years ago

how are you arriving into 2025 like

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Lauren Aitchison @devilwrstartan

2 years ago

Didn't mean to do the double "to me" there, like a broken Chuckle Brother.

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Lauren Aitchison @devilwrstartan

2 years ago

This is maybe a weird example, but to me, there's a straight line from Skins to Baby Driver.

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Lauren Aitchison @devilwrstartan

2 years ago

I'm probably biased and uneducated, but to me, there's a very obvious before Skins/after Skins impact when it comes to how music is used in TV and film.