Sean Cooper @devteamcoach

I develop the people who develop your software. youdevteamcoach.com Snohomish, WA Joined April 2007

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Sean Cooper @devteamcoach

18 hours ago

@22liv22 Grass-fed beef.

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18 hours ago

A healthy codebase cannot depend on every engineer carrying a private version of "good." That is preference sprawl. Shared standards protect cognitive load. yourdevteamcoach.com/blog/disciplin…

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Sean Cooper @devteamcoach

2 days ago

@ewarren Congress was supposed to act years ago. If you all hadn’t been tapping that trust fund to pay for other bullshit, we wouldn’t be in this place.

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Sean Cooper @devteamcoach

2 days ago

@SBakerMD Why must you make me pick? That’s simply rude, Dr. Baker!

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2 days ago

Watch this. Then watch it again.

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John Ziegler @Zigmanfreud

3 days ago

Here, the brilliant @Miss_Snuffy from London explains Zoran Mamdani Mania better than anyone in America has so far done so… This is a great, but terrifying speech… 😱🤦‍♂️🤮🥲

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Dear Sane Americans, As we get closer to the 250th birthday of the greatest experiment in human liberty the world has ever seen, I’ve noticed something truly hilarious online. A certain subset of our fellow citizens, bless their fragile little hearts...has announced, with all the solemnity of a Victorian widow, that they will be boycotting America’s birthday party. Why? Because Donald Trump exists and breathes air. Apparently the country that survived actual wars, depressions, pandemics, and every flavor of political idiot for two and a half centuries suddenly becomes irredeemable the moment their preferred candidate loses. How noble. How principled. How utterly predictable. These are the same people who spent four years telling us that “democracy dies in darkness” while simultaneously claiming half the country was a basket of deplorables. Now they’re ready to spit on the Declaration of Independence, the Constitution, and every firework, hot dog, and bald eagle because....gasp, the wrong guy might be in the White House again. The Republic that outlasted King George, Hitler, and the Soviet Union can’t possibly survive another Trump term, so better to sit in the corner pouting than join the rest of us in remembering we’re still the last, best hope on Earth. Well, here’s the good news, you delicate patriots-in-name-only: We don’t care if you celebrate or not. Really. Take your ball and go home. Spend the day doom-scrolling, stress-eating kale, and writing angry threads about how the country is “literally over.” We’ll be too busy grilling, laughing, and reminding ourselves that America was built by people with actual spines, not by fragile narcissists who treat politics like a high-school breakup. We wouldn’t expect less from you dolts. The rest of us, sane Americans of every party, background, and region, will be celebrating anyway. Because this isn’t about one election or one man. It’s about 250 years of imperfect, rowdy, magnificent self-government. It’s about the radical idea that free people can govern themselves without asking permission from coastal elites, Twitter blue-checks, or anyone else who thinks they’re smarter than the Constitution. So go ahead. Sit this one out. History will barely notice your absence, and the fireworks will be just as loud!! Happy 250th, America! See you at the party! A Sane American who’s not letting children ruin the cookout.

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Arynne Wexler @ArynneWexler

3 days ago

More Europeans die from the summer than Americans die from guns in an entire year The more you think about it the more absurd it gets 😂

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Kosher @koshercockney

3 days ago

Still one of the best reaction videos on the internet @miatalias-core

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Sean Cooper @devteamcoach

2 days ago

Sometimes X delivers pure gold. @GlennReib , we place you on the same pedestal with Jonathan Swift, Ambrose Bierce, Mark Twain, and George Bernard Shaw. May your metaphorical pen never run dry.

Glenn Reib @GlennReib

3 days ago

Dear Sophie Cunningham, You absolute chaotic saint, thank you. While the rest of the WNBA was busy doing boring things like dribbling and scoring, you ascended Mount Petty and delivered the single greatest athletic achievement of the 21st century: the 22-second Point Heard ‘Round

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Sean Cooper @devteamcoach

2 days ago

@elonmusk @250YearsAgoLive Fame

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2 days ago

@GeorgePaulChi @unclebobmartin And you missed the era of browser checks to see what css and js was supported on each browser. 😂

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Teddy - PolyBackTest.com @Bitcoin_Teddy

3 days ago

Bill Maher: “If you don’t know what’s going on in Nigeria, your media sources suck. You are in a bubble. And again I’m not a Christian, but they are systematically killing the Christians in Nigeria.”

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Sean Cooper @devteamcoach

2 days ago

@GeorgePaulChi @unclebobmartin Back in the day we had to fiddle with notepad and a browser.

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Sean Cooper @devteamcoach

3 days ago

@ApexSeeker_ The far left. They want to use guns to take more taxes.

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Sean Cooper @devteamcoach

3 days ago

@japan_nobunaga Both are real. This is what makes talking about "America" challenging. There's multiple versions depending on where, and how, you live.

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Critically Thinking & Drinking 🧐 🥃🧉🍸🍹🤪 @TheCriticalDri1

4 days ago

Everything about this is superior to MLB 🧢⚾️

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Sean Cooper @devteamcoach

3 days ago

@japan_nobunaga We absolutely move for these things. States in the US are different than prefectures in Japan. In many ways, the US is 50 countries wearing a trench coat and pretending to be a unified country.