poor miserable fella creature. @dicksquids

everything I ever come up with for these things turns out to be corny in two weeks. Louisville, KY Joined April 2016

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poor miserable fella creature. @dicksquids

2 years ago

@USPS On the route that hasn't been reassessed since the Amazon contracts added 2+hours of packages to be delivered (2-3 years ago).

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3 years ago

@NoLieWithBTC Zionist comment redacted. Although that may be the religious view held by many that are directly involved in the genocide of the Palestinian people, the subsection of Judaism does not necessitate that hate and barbarism. Collective punishment is already the problem. I apologize.

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3 years ago

@NoLieWithBTC Bernie's been a parent and probably a grandparent longer than they've been alive. That bastard was about to threaten to take away stick and hoop privileges for a month.

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5 years ago

@hausofdecline Also impossible to tell if the person that's possibly watching you is jacking off too. Creating the self policing of always thinking someone is jacking off to you.

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5 years ago

@AndyKindler When did Elvis Costello start complaining so much about trivial things?

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5 years ago

@hausofdecline @APodcastOdyssey 2004 a podcast odyssey.

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5 years ago

@hausofdecline Ask about pepsi one. Where's that one calorie from? Will she still not give it to me? Was it my mommy that was dead?

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5 years ago

Best tweet I've seen about Norm so far

Patrick Doran @lunch_enjoyer

5 years ago

mcdonalds breakfast ended while I was in the middle of ordering. life is full of hills and valleys.

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5 years ago

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5 years ago

@carlosmencia What's crazy is this joke is as lame as it is but this the funniest original joke @carlosmencia has ever made.

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5 years ago

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5 years ago

gen x dudes telling eachother “i’m gonna cream you” in the 90s is directly responsible for all gen z’ers being gay

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5 years ago

@StolenDans Road bikes with flat bars and wide knobby tires.

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5 years ago

@StolenDans I would definitely do your research before you go to a bike shop. A lot of them are sharks to people new to the culture unfortunately. If you can find a local shop that sells used that's a good bet. Or Craigslist because there's a lot of cheap older mountain bikes that are just