Gandalf the Green @diffsums

@wolfofx It’s all good. We’ll start stealing the cheat about now and it’ll all be blue by morning. Just getting the ballot stuffers ready.

@DavidShuster It’s alright. We’ll start cheating the steal right about now. They’ll all be blue by morning.

@Amer1can_Barbie Yes - you share it with Marge

@TheCalvinCooli1 Just to make sure of it we’ll get 1,000,000. I personally stamped 50,000 last night. My wrist hurts so bad.

@Missi_W5 Does she go to Trump University?

@VuyisileMavesta @ChiefBaltasar @NcosaTeddy AI “edited”, not AI made.

@sarahbeth345 @TheDemocrats The fact that you think “abortion” is the only women’s issue on the table is funny. Voting for Trump is a slippery slope to eliminating women’s equality, and a regression of women’s rights by 50+ years. That’s why we’re “voting for our daughters”.

@RepJackKimble Is @elonmusk supporting you? I’m sure he can shell out a few emeralds, sorry avocados.

@3YearLetterman You kid, but I give this a 5% chance of actually happening in 2028 or 2032.

Donald Trump is a mean, mad, cruel, sad, pompous, puny, lonely, loony, horrible, terrible, no-good, very bad, dippy, disturbed, dopey, deranged, distorted, demented, delirious, delusional, MAGAlomaniac, psychopathic, sociopathic, lead-the-whole-world-down-the-garden-pathic, egoistic, egotistic, narcisstic, solipsistic, chauvinistic, jingoistic, nihilstic, terroristic, antagonistic, opportunistic, animalistic, cannibalistic (unproven), racist, sexist, classist, ableist, isolationist, segregationist, white supremacist, homophobic, transphobic, galeophobic, bathmophobic, shameless, shameful, pitiless, pitiful, helpless, hurtful, friendless, foeful, serial defaulting, sexual assaulting, criminally addicted, thirty-four-count convicted, justice obstructor and document-hoarder and subject of court order after court order, buck-passing, bus-throwing, dog-whistling, fear-sowing, race-baiting, rage-stirring, all-hating, omni-slurring, spirit-crushing, money-hushing, secrets-blabbing, pussy-grabbing, climate-denying, Putin-complying, fast-food-scarfing, soda-snarfing, slush-fund-diverting, Epstein-frequenting, Kim Jong Un-flirting, NATO-dissenting, tchotchke-shilling self-styled Messiah, diplomacy-killing global-pariah, rebellion-provoking, complicity-cloaking, coup-stoking, bear-poking, election-losing, falsely-accusing, republic-destroying, Giuliani-employing, deceitful, deceiving, deceptive, designing, dissembling, duplicitous, dubious, devious, untrusted, untruthful, treacherous, treasonous, Roget’s-thesaurus-exhaustingly traitorous, awful, unlawful, eats-crow-by-the-jawful, vain, insane, got-rocks-in-the-brain, hypocritical, parasitical, horrible-stain-on-the-body-political, bullying, bullying, bullying, stop bullying!, self-absorbed, self-admiring, self-concerned, self-important, self-obsessed, self-conceited, self-involved, self-regarding, self-seeking, self-serving, self-defeating, self-fulfilling, apparently self-loving, actually self-loathing, abusive, befuddled, corrupting, destructive, embittered, fallacious, grotesque, horrendous, indignant, judgmental, kowtowing, lethargic, malicious, neurotic, obnoxious, pathetic, quick-tempered, resentful, sadistic, tormented, upsetting, vindictive, washed-up, xenophobic, yammering, zombified, awkwardly autocratic, fecklessly fascist, totally-not-ready-for-totalitarianism, strongman except for the strong part, Mussolini without the muscle, Needy Amin, intellectually bankrupt, spiritually bankrupt, morally bankrupt, literally bankrupt, leather-jerkined, crystal-buttoned, knot-pated, caddis-gartered, sodden-witted, elvish-marked, rumbumptious, disloyal, unworthy, discouraging, unhappy, dismissive, unpleasant, disdainful, unhealthy, disinterested, uncaring, disorganized, unfeeling, rage-tweeting, misspelling, ALL CAPS ABUSING!, flat-footed, weak-kneed, yellow-bellied, lily-livered, stony-hearted, tiny-handed, sticky-fingered, “yeti-pubed”, “toadstool-penised”, thin-skinned, cold-blooded, bone-unspurred, stiff-necked, bald-faced, slack-jawed, double-tongued, foul-mouthed, snot-nosed, shifty-eyed, beetle-browed, soft-brained, narrow-minded, where-do-you-even-begin-haired, wolfish, boorish, waspish, sheepish, apeish, piggish, sluggish, slothful, catty, fishy, squirrely, weaselly, snake, skunk, cuckoo, chicken, one-term, twice-impeached, three-far-right-Justice-appointing, four-time indicted, Fifth Amendment-cowering, six-time insolvent, G7-detested, eight-year-term-limited, 9/11-valor-stealing, Ten Commandments-exploiting, Chapter Elevened, 12-member-jury convicted, angry, broken, clueless, dreary, eerie, feeble, gutless, heartless, idle, joyless, klutzy, leery, morbid, nasty, oafish, painful, queasy, rabid, shabby, tiresome, unstable, vicious, whiny, X-rated, yapping zero.

@terminallyOL Well if your only friend is @jdvance and he comes over and sits on the couch with you, then there’s only one place the love is going.

@AGIowa Amazing! Now why don’t you go look for another problem that has already been solved many times over?

@ettingermentum 269-269 would be the absolute best result for our fuck-ass political system. We need changes and whatever forces the issue will be great. The process needs overhauling from the roots.

@RepJackKimble There is absolutely nothing in the 18th amendment allowing women to vote for other women. Therefore, any woman voting for Kamala is breaking the law and those votes should be thrown out.

@kristafigtree Very Connor Roy vibes.

@Ami_Marisol Take a chill pill. Imagine the squirrel was an illegal immigrant and the agency was ICE. That should make you feel better about it.

@WarClandestine It’s alright. Just imagine Peanut the squirrel was an illegal immigrant, and the government officials who put him down was ICE. That should make you all feel better. 🤷

@TheCinesthetic Charlie Sheen in Two and a Half Men. Basically played himself - a funny alcoholic womanizer

@JessaB61 Did you take lessons in creative writing from the same English teacher?

@magachrchpastr @RepJackKimble I’m not fully convinced about Jack yet. Send some Rubles or Bitcoin to my account and I’ll definitely vote for him. We need strong and rich leaders.