Gastronomie D'Enfer @dininghell
An old-school, poorly photocopied quarterly zine about food. Published by @surlygourmand gastronomiedenfer.com Seattle, WA Joined April 2015-
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@elated_seller Did you try to place an order with us? We got a Paypal notification, but it says you’re requesting issue #1. Is this what you want, or did you want #3?
@elated_seller You lost the Krampus issue?! Holy fuck, that’s grounds for immediate inclusion onto the Naughty List! Satan Claus himself is going to stuff your replacement copy into his Kristmas Kannon™️ and blast your face full of pithy gastronomic commentary.
Public Service Announcement: back issues of GDE still exist and furthermore would be a great gift to inflict upon an enemy. Remember, Krampus is coming.
@elated_seller Every issue is still available for sale on our website, which remains open for eternity, a grim testament to our will to rise again. And by that I mean, yes! I’ll even autograph them. gastronomiedenfer.com/index.php/stor…
@thorazos speaking of zines: back issues of Gastronomie D’Enfer are still available! We were breaking even until a bunch of unrelated personal bullshit blew the whole thing apart. We’ll send you our entire 5 issue run if you like.
We went out of business because @surlygourmand is a flake with type 2 bipolar disorder.
We're lying in wait to rise again, like a guitar-wielding ghoul on a heavy metal tour t-shirt. x.com/xtinarc/status…
We are NO LONGER offering subscriptions. Back issues are still available, but GDE is otherwise defunct. Bye everyone!
we like to think our railing about this stuff is why it sits on the shelves, but in reality it's because it sucks
We are now on sale at @dotsbutcher! Go get a copy of Issue 5 and several sandwiches. And a bunch of steak too.
Gastronomie D'Enfer #5 is out NOW! Subscribe here tinyurl.com/hgzkva3 instagram.com/p/BIIc5VajugY/
Gastronomie D'Enfer is pleased to inform our loyal customers that we operate a Star Wars-free facility.
In the June issue of Gastronomie D'Enfer we're reviewing Paseo vs Un Bien vs Bongo's. I'm sharpening my tongue right now.
Came up with my next restaurant concept; Oat Couture. Oats in everything. Next level. And I can say we flex soignée. Hello James Beard award
I wish we were that popular x.com/xtinarc/status…
Welcome to our newest vendor @ThirdPlaceBooks! x.com/surlygourmand/…
Gastronomie D'Enfer Volume 4 is out NOW! Go get one. instagram.com/p/BDy4iTSjZyb/
Who will get the coveted Gastronomie D'Enfer endorsement? Answer: @SenSanders
The USPS fucking sucks. If you are a subscriber and DIDN'T get any of your GDE issues, please DM me.
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