Dirk Strider @dirkshotbutt
Hi, Im Dirk, and this is really stupid, remind me once more why Im doing this? ((nsfw)) ((names ethan if you ever wanna talk ooc)) ugh Joined February 2013-
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@humanlilcal I dont see why not. Show me the puppet, dude.
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@humanlilcal You look a lot like my puppet.
@humanlilcal Uhhh, Daddy? I'm pretty sure I don't look like anyones Daddy.
@turntechnician Mmm. So are you just gonna stand there like an idiot or are you gonna get this shit started, lil man?
@turntechnician I am and you're gonna cry like the little baby you are when I'm through with you.
@turntechnician I like puppets, shut up, you little shit. At least I can actually rap.
@turntechnician I'm taller than you, and thats all that really matters, right?
@turntechnician It seems so... You're a lot shorter than I expected.
@vodkaandcats Because it's bad for you?
@vodkaandcats It's totally fair. You need to stop your drinking shit, Rox.
@SummonerBooty ((I figured as much 0u0))
@humanlilcal Hey, so... You're a humaniod lil Cal?
@vodkaandcats You seriously expected me to drink it? *shakes head*
@vodkaandcats *throws the bottle past roxy, hearing it shatter* Yeah, I think I'm still Dirk.
@vodkaandcats .......Hand it over. I want some.
@vodkaandcats *sigh* Did you really just offer me booze?
@vodkaandcats Well if you already have some one lecturing you, no. I'll just sit here and try and pry the drink from your hands.
@vodkaandcats You're drinking, though, right?
Roxy Lalonde @RoLalHitAndMiss
106 Followers 233 Following I had a problem n like im gettin over it so yeah my life suck im a recovering alcoholic who's tryna be a good friend
Ice @stridercest88
204 Followers 457 Following ♥️:none♥️ ♣️:none♣️ ♦️:none♦️ ♠️:none♠️ Male. Growls a lot. Emotionless. Demon. Bisexual. Has wings. Lost his sense of smell.
Unused @bramblefang1
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Emily @Blue_Skittle_
1 Followers 99 Following![Maybe one day you'll realize I torture myself like this because I love you. I wait for you to find me. I'm wasting away. Hope is lost. [Selfharming Jake]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/378800000630915586/127283f84ea29a98f9346bfa515fe8b4.jpeg)
Jake English @GolgothasPage
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AniciaMorian(Karmoni @AMnesiantroll
399 Followers 1K Following your name is ANICIA MORIAN people call you KARMONI though and thats okay ♥:-♦:-♠:- owns:@greedler_rp ((open RP OuO))
(hiatus) @OliveHuntress
71 Followers 285 Following I am The Disciple. Strong huntress and furllower of The Sufferer himself. I won't evfur let him slip away furom me again, I swear it.![[ i n a c t i v e ]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/378800000154708259/7d9042267d7f3b59d4730018cbe572b3.jpeg)
![あなたはそのタンパク質があなたと吐く下痢の撮影実行を開始する前に、私はちょうどあなたが私を知らないことを言わせて、あなたが意志決して。分かった？グッド。[English / Japanese]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/378800000151555710/bae26ac089c4b4416f7b89f0075565f5.jpeg)
Damara Megido @damara_megido
174 Followers 314 Following あなたはそのタンパク質があなたと吐く下痢の撮影実行を開始する前に、私はちょうどあなたが私を知らないことを言わせて、あなたが意志決して。分かった？グッド。[English / Japanese]![Your name is TAVROS NITRAM, and you're SO HAPPY that you finally REMEMBERED. }:) [admin: ChibiLadyRi] [quads empty]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/378800000166841764/6d83ade6df4ea6513d41fdaf4f0204e5.jpeg)
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Hinata! @starlaSchneider
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Dave Strider @djstrides
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host_mituna @host_M17UN4
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Tavros Nitram @sANDANDzEPHYR
156 Followers 112 Following ((♥: @IndigoFaygo ♦: ♠: ♣: )) hELLO EVERYONE, hEH,,
Dualscar @Sea_poodles
174 Followers 236 Following Wwhat do you wwant, you fuckin' grub? //DUALSCAR ISNT NICE K THANK. DONT GET OFFENDED IF HE DONT WANT YOU HE AINT WANT NO ONE.![[ ♥: n/a, ♦: n/a ♠ : n/a, ♣ : n/a ] HOW ABOUT FUCKING NEVER.](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/470406850291048448/WyUAK3Y6.jpeg)
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197 Followers 154 Following [ ♥: n/a, ♦: n/a ♠ : n/a, ♣ : n/a ] HOW ABOUT FUCKING NEVER.
![HEY. MY EYES ARE UP HERE, NOOKSNIFFER. KISMESIS I GUESS: @SolluxaCaptor [Fem!karkat account] #POSSIBLEnsfw #warning](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/3589716395/c08240cd272d9d41d627f758f4bea1a3.jpeg)
INACTIVE @TestingGlory
52 Followers 68 Following HEY. MY EYES ARE UP HERE, NOOKSNIFFER. KISMESIS I GUESS: @SolluxaCaptor [Fem!karkat account] #POSSIBLEnsfw #warning
Solluxa Captor @SolluxaCaptor
1K Followers 931 Following ii am a female and my name ii2 2ollux ii guess that2 ii2 all there ii2 ♥: ♦- ♠- (homestuck rp account source in website link) #lonas
Gamzee Makara @GaM_gOeS_hOnK
134 Followers 214 Following SuP mY bRoS aNd Sis? I mOtHeRfUcKiNg LoVe SoPoR pIe. AnD uHhH, hOrNs. SpEaKiNg Of WhIcH. AnYbOdY sEeN mY mOtHeRfUcKiNg HoRn PiLe ~honk~ NeVeRmInD
gAmZeTtE mAkArA @Gamzees_girl
380 Followers 1K Following hOnK hOnK mOiRaLl: @Silent_Makara mAtEsPrIt: @BronzeBullBabe KeSmEsIsS:??? aUsPiStIc: ???
Karkat Vantas @LEADERKARKAT
766 Followers 735 Following I USE MY HAIR TO EXPRESS MYSELF ((Alternate Account: @Princess0Hope ))![BOW DOWN STUPID FUCKERS. YOUR GOD HAS ARRIVED./ MATESPRIT:? MOIRAIL:turntechnician KISMESIS:? [Can be NSFW]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/2870839014/4653e96d49a11898c790cd1551a2c0a2.png)
Karkat Vantas @THEGODVANTAS
19 Followers 33 Following BOW DOWN STUPID FUCKERS. YOUR GOD HAS ARRIVED./ MATESPRIT:? MOIRAIL:turntechnician KISMESIS:? [Can be NSFW]
Dave Strider @turntechnician
46 Followers 62 Following i ain't got time for none of your name asking bullshit so to make it easier my names dave. dropping sick rhymes is what i do and irony is the game i play.
Eridan♒Ampora @fishyhope
519 Followers 498 Following Your name is ERIDAN AMPORA and you are DEAD. ♥@cetusbringer & @BiiChromatiic2 ♦@BlindSollux ♣none ♠@ImperialBlood69 grub: @MirthfulSea
INACTIVE @cursedAquarium
152 Followers 133 Following Your name is ERIDAN AMPORA. You are ELEVEN SWEEPS OLD. And serve by your empress's side. You play an IMPORTANT PART in your TROLL SOCIETY.
GaMzEtTe MaKaRa @Gamzeegirl
180 Followers 418 Following HeLlO, mY bRoThErS. Im MoThErFuCkInG gAmZeTtE mAkArA. ;o) TrY sOmE fAyGo. ♡?? ♤? ♢? MaIn AcCoUnT: @_ThatOneGirl___
![[7sweeps!grand highblood/about 16] hey MOTHERFUCKERS. :o)](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/3421024448/1119dc1a46a3b8a12cbec89f0824fe41.jpeg)
INACTIVE @Silent_Makara
101 Followers 76 Following [7sweeps!grand highblood/about 16] hey MOTHERFUCKERS. :o)
John Egbert @xxTake_A_Hintxx
84 Followers 121 Following Your name is JOHN EGBERT. You work at a bar as a WAITRESS/EXOTIC DANCER. You're in love with your best friend, even if he broke your heart an is a giant DOUCHE.
Gamzee Makara @decadent_CLOWN
41 Followers 27 Following i would just say DON'T FUCK WITH ME or things could go worse
سلمى عرفي @UranianUmbrame
41 Followers 43 Following![Hey, a22hole2. Talk to me or don't, ♊ really couldn't g♊ve a fuck. [Teen!Psionic account.] ♥: ♦: ♠: ♣:](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/3464096289/1cbdc681e5332f1a3e0c55caccd039a4.jpeg)
INACTIVE @IIm2ofre2h
133 Followers 154 Following Hey, a22hole2. Talk to me or don't, ♊ really couldn't g♊ve a fuck. [Teen!Psionic account.] ♥: ♦: ♠: ♣:![Pleasure To Meet You I Am Kanaya Maryam Do Enjoy Your Stay On This Twitter Profile [ Kanaya RP Account by @GhettoCupidRox ]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/3146734922/8b3765117383f39e7d6a04b93d263f94.png)
Kanaya Maryam @JadeBloodSylph
497 Followers 697 Following Pleasure To Meet You I Am Kanaya Maryam Do Enjoy Your Stay On This Twitter Profile [ Kanaya RP Account by @GhettoCupidRox ]![the name is roxy lalonde hacker extara doinare extradoirne* extradoirnaire* *whatever [ Roxy Lalonde rp account by @GhettoCupidRox ]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/3276726750/532301d3c15c212d4e61fb36fd8a7aee.png)
Roxy Lalonde @vodkaandcats
51 Followers 30 Following the name is roxy lalonde hacker extara doinare extradoirne* extradoirnaire* *whatever [ Roxy Lalonde rp account by @GhettoCupidRox ]
Grand Highblood @MAGICskulldust
264 Followers 182 Following MOTHERFUCK you all. HONK. honk. ((♥: @TheVastHonker♠: ♦: @p2ii2wag )) /POSSIBLE NSFW 18+/ *ooc warning*
Dave Strider @turntechnician
46 Followers 62 Following i ain't got time for none of your name asking bullshit so to make it easier my names dave. dropping sick rhymes is what i do and irony is the game i play.
INACTIVE @cursedAquarium
152 Followers 133 Following Your name is ERIDAN AMPORA. You are ELEVEN SWEEPS OLD. And serve by your empress's side. You play an IMPORTANT PART in your TROLL SOCIETY.
سلمى عرفي @UranianUmbrame
41 Followers 43 Following
gAmZeTtE mAkArA @Gamzees_girl
380 Followers 1K Following hOnK hOnK mOiRaLl: @Silent_Makara mAtEsPrIt: @BronzeBullBabe KeSmEsIsS:??? aUsPiStIc: ???
INACTIVE @IIm2ofre2h
133 Followers 154 Following Hey, a22hole2. Talk to me or don't, ♊ really couldn't g♊ve a fuck. [Teen!Psionic account.] ♥: ♦: ♠: ♣:
INACTIVE @Silent_Makara
101 Followers 76 Following [7sweeps!grand highblood/about 16] hey MOTHERFUCKERS. :o)
da ve ϟ s tr i de r @cogsnotfrogs
2K Followers 1K Following KNIGHT of TIME / SEER of SPACE. The MAN with no PLAN, SIXTEEN and gunning for ACTION. CO-LEADS a group of TROLLS and HUMANS. HEX 00da00 ♥ - @cleverest_name
KARKAT ♋ VANTAS @mirthcomesfirst
2K Followers 757 Following MIRTHKAT has been REBOOTED. Now a TEENAGER AGAIN and MORE BITCHY THAN EVER! ♥ cogsnotfrogs
Tavros Nitram @sANDANDzEPHYR
156 Followers 112 Following ((♥: @IndigoFaygo ♦: ♠: ♣: )) hELLO EVERYONE, hEH,,
Kankri Vantas @6lah6lahvantas
42 Followers 27 Following c9me n9w, weve much t9 talk a69ut ((RP account! Could be NSFW!)) ♥- ♠- ♣- ♦-
John Egbert @xxTake_A_Hintxx
84 Followers 121 Following Your name is JOHN EGBERT. You work at a bar as a WAITRESS/EXOTIC DANCER. You're in love with your best friend, even if he broke your heart an is a giant DOUCHE.
GaMzEtTe MaKaRa @Gamzeegirl
180 Followers 418 Following HeLlO, mY bRoThErS. Im MoThErFuCkInG gAmZeTtE mAkArA. ;o) TrY sOmE fAyGo. ♡?? ♤? ♢? MaIn AcCoUnT: @_ThatOneGirl___
Gamzee Makara @decadent_CLOWN
41 Followers 27 Following i would just say DON'T FUCK WITH ME or things could go worse
Eridan♒Ampora @fishyhope
519 Followers 498 Following Your name is ERIDAN AMPORA and you are DEAD. ♥@cetusbringer & @BiiChromatiic2 ♦@BlindSollux ♣none ♠@ImperialBlood69 grub: @MirthfulSea
INACTIVE @8ROKENcanary
101 Followers 175 Following hovws it goin, daddy-o? ((possible NSFW warning 18+)) there is only one person for me...an he already left. #ooc #pregnant ♦: @TestifiedHearts
Karkat Vantas @LEADERKARKAT
766 Followers 735 Following I USE MY HAIR TO EXPRESS MYSELF ((Alternate Account: @Princess0Hope ))
kankrisufferer @kankrisufferer
417 Followers 245 Following Your name is KANKRI VANTAS and you're surrounded by a bunch of PROBLEMATIC BEHAVIOR. ( i am a multishipper-he is celibate)
Grand Highblood @MAGICskulldust
264 Followers 182 Following MOTHERFUCK you all. HONK. honk. ((♥: @TheVastHonker♠: ♦: @p2ii2wag )) /POSSIBLE NSFW 18+/ *ooc warning*
Kitkat Strider @cleverest_name
533 Followers 335 Following ONCE @MIRTHCOMESFIRST, I GREW UP. I'M A MEDSTUDENT WITH A WONDERFUL LIFE THAT MY MATES AND I HAVE BUILT! ♥ @making_strides ♥ @kkarkatvantas1 ♦ @drankitdown
john egbert @breathwaker
2K Followers 127 Following my name is john and this is a jackass's twitter account.
tAVROS nITRAM @pUPAPAGE
466 Followers 83 Following yOU MESS WITH THE BULL AND YOU, uH, gET THE HORNS,
Rosaline Lalonde @HorrorWands
429 Followers 73 Following So we can one day tell our story, of how we made something of ourselves now.
Solluxa Captor @SolluxaCaptor
1K Followers 931 Following ii am a female and my name ii2 2ollux ii guess that2 ii2 all there ii2 ♥: ♦- ♠- (homestuck rp account source in website link) #lonas
Gamzee Makara @GaM_gOeS_hOnK
134 Followers 214 Following SuP mY bRoS aNd Sis? I mOtHeRfUcKiNg LoVe SoPoR pIe. AnD uHhH, hOrNs. SpEaKiNg Of WhIcH. AnYbOdY sEeN mY mOtHeRfUcKiNg HoRn PiLe ~honk~ NeVeRmInD
Dualscar @Sea_poodles
174 Followers 236 Following Wwhat do you wwant, you fuckin' grub? //DUALSCAR ISNT NICE K THANK. DONT GET OFFENDED IF HE DONT WANT YOU HE AINT WANT NO ONE.
Roxy Lalonde @vodkaandcats
51 Followers 30 Following the name is roxy lalonde hacker extara doinare extradoirne* extradoirnaire* *whatever [ Roxy Lalonde rp account by @GhettoCupidRox ]
☔✨i love ruby @suzuyasrei
96 Followers 565 Following
Kanaya Maryam @JadeBloodSylph
497 Followers 697 Following Pleasure To Meet You I Am Kanaya Maryam Do Enjoy Your Stay On This Twitter Profile [ Kanaya RP Account by @GhettoCupidRox ]![THE N4ME'S T3R3Z1, T3R3Z1 PYROP3, 1 L1K3 M4NY TH1NGS , BUT JUST1C3 4ND TH3 COLOR RED 4RE MY F4VOUR1T3S! [ Terezi Pyrope RP account by @AngelESnakes ]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/3210540520/1af671e40378a1cb52f6edfb87aff513.jpeg)
Terezi Pyrope @T34LCalibrator
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Erisolsprite @PriinceOfDone
118 Followers 49 Following oh look wwho fuckiin deciided to NOT explode liike evveryone el2e 2iigh [ Erisolsprite Account Run by @GhettoCupidRox ]![[ Humanstuck Calliope Account by @GhettoCupidRox ] hello! my name is calliope and it is my pleasUre to meet yoU! have you seen my brother? he is qUite rUde.](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/3251309621/5ea3019dc6411b86404267f58fad864e.png)
Calliope @CheeringCali
142 Followers 50 Following [ Humanstuck Calliope Account by @GhettoCupidRox ] hello! my name is calliope and it is my pleasUre to meet yoU! have you seen my brother? he is qUite rUde.![HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII. MY NAME IS CAL STRIDER. NICE TO MEET YOU. I HOPE WE CAN BE FRIENDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. :D [guidestuck rp by @knightofdoom1]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/2942578223/d52cd1d6851d2b6e359ea4f713923a52.png)
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145 Followers 139 Following HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII. MY NAME IS CAL STRIDER. NICE TO MEET YOU. I HOPE WE CAN BE FRIENDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. :D [guidestuck rp by @knightofdoom1]![hello the names eridan eridan ampora an i dont fuckin knoww wwhat im doin here [ Eridan Ampora RP Account run by @QueenofErisol ]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/3243514787/b6d0bd84e26c056b7436aac3fcc4ec34.png)
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