Devon @divapiece
I laugh at my own jokes. New York City c/o New Jersey Joined March 2011-
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NYC is so exhausting sometimes. You can have the longest week and be so frustrated and then get on the train in the middle of the night, look over, and the dude next to you is wearing a leather beanie. Why?
starting a consulting business where i just tell businesses that no one actually wants ai integration please stop
Do you know how dumb you sound to me when you say “I asked ChatGPT”?
“is this a joke to you” unfortunately everything is a little bit of a joke to me
always send me your memes idgaf if i’ve seen it before. do you only listen to a beautiful song one time??? no. play it again
Wtf was Elton John on about when he goes If I was a sculptor… heh. But then again, no.
Everything’s a conspiracy theory when you’re a fucking moron.
Literally a gold metal performance
white ppl be like yea just come in thru the garage
if you’re IN line to vote, STAY IN LINE, and if you’re ON line to vote you’re from New York City baby best city in the world
Not to be dramatic but when I accidentally save a file twice and it adds that (1) at the end, it is the worst moment of my life
RFK Jr. is basically Frank Reynolds without DeVito’s charm
cannot stop laughing at Trump's new bit of pointing to a random guy in the crowd and saying "Hannibal Lector wants to have you for dinner"
Dunkin Donuts iced coffee is the true measure of Karma. No cup tastes the same as the last and the more good energy you put into the world, the better cup you’ll get in return
referring to the non-boar's head stuff as "well turkey" at the deli
Working as a janitor and I stop as I see the incomplete lyrics to Blank Space on a chalkboard.
Harvard University will reportedly offer a new course in 2024 titled “Taylor Swift and Her World.” The course will dive into how Swift's work intersects with the literary canon.
Chevy didn’t make a 327 in ‘55. The 327 didn’t come out til ‘62. And it wasn’t offered in the Bellaire with the 4-barrel carburetor til ‘64. HOWEVER, in 1964 the correct ignition timing would be 4 degrees before top dead center.
It's so funny that in Hamilton they just gloss over the founding fathers putting a treasure map on the back of the declaration of independence.
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