David Lauri @dlauri

60-something queer @[email protected] @[email protected] davidlauri.com Dayton, OH, USA Joined April 2009

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David Lauri @dlauri

2 weeks ago

OMFG, @bp_plc, made the mistake of going to one of your stations and being held captive by your loud ads on your pumps. Will avoid your stations in the future.

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David Lauri @dlauri

3 weeks ago

@AmazonAssist_4 Nice try.

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David Lauri @dlauri

3 weeks ago

I don't know why you changed your order confirmation emails, @amazon, to say just "1⁩ Apparel item" instead of what was actually ordered. Why bother sending emails at all?

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David Lauri @dlauri

2 months ago

Do not play ads on my Echoes, @amazonAlexa. I spend a lot of money every year on @amazon. You do not want to alienate good customers like me.

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@actblue Trump and his cronies can rule forever, @actblue, but I ABSOLUTELY AM FUCKING TIRED OF YOUR INCESSANT TEXTS and will never donate money via you again, not ever. I'll look for other ways to donate, but @actblue can fucking die.

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David Lauri @dlauri

2 months ago

I know you don't actually care, @actblue, but I will never ever again donate to any candidate or campaign who fundraises via you because of your incessant texting and use of multiple domain names. The latest is thehousepac.com; another was stand-up-pac.com.

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David Lauri @dlauri

4 months ago

@AmericanAir aviationa2z.com/index.php/2026…

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David Lauri @dlauri

4 months ago

@AmericanAir Of course I'm crazy for thinking that the airline that gives business class passengers a Motel 6 voucher for missed connections cares about doing better. @AmericanAir

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David Lauri @dlauri

4 months ago

Ugh @AmericanAir. Do better. aviationa2z.com/index.php/2026…

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David Lauri @dlauri

8 months ago

Don't want people to call AI slop, @satyanadella? Improve your stupid AI, stop forcing it on people, make it good enough for people to want to use.

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David Lauri @dlauri

a year ago

I know that you don't care, @AmericanAir, but you canceled direct flights from LGA→DAY, meaning that instead of a nonstop trip lasting 2 hours you want me to schlep through another airport and take 4 hours and 49 minutes. I won't do it. Canceled my flight and booked with @Delta.

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David Lauri @dlauri

a year ago

@grow_up_america @Walmart Open wide, cause next it won't be in your face but down your throat! Happy Pride!

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David Lauri @dlauri

a year ago

"Just thinking about mortality and that [Albus Dumbledore] is a very good winding-down role," @JohnLithgow? Maybe for acquiring a reputation as someone who doesn't care about trans people. Nice legacy you're going to leave. Guess your "very good friend" isn't that any longer.

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David Lauri @dlauri

2 years ago

When I enter my email into one of your terminals, @clovercommerce, it's because I want the actual receipt emailed, not just an email with only a total and a link to click for a real receipt. Do better; be more like @Square.

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David Lauri @dlauri

2 years ago

Why does @ToastTab make me enter my email *every single time* to get a receipt while @Square simply recognizes my credit card and automatically emails me a receipt?

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David Lauri @dlauri

2 years ago

@jasparcjack You post photos of your hot shirtless body on the beach and of your parties at ski resorts and your shopping trips to Italy, but you don't post anything about how you'll achieve the utopia you allegedly support.

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David Lauri @dlauri

2 years ago

@jasparcjack Do you actually love humans? What are you doing to build an actual safety net for low-skilled people whose jobs could be filled by AI? Did you vote for people who would actually implement UBI so that the utopia you've talked about comes to be?

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David Lauri @dlauri

2 years ago

@StepheniaOmeh Lots of us regret how you voted. Bless your heart.

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David Lauri @dlauri

2 years ago

@GilbyMikey You need to be reminded that no Republicans for whom you vote will ever care what their few gay constituents want. "Don't take away marriage equality," bleated the sheep to the leopard about to eat its face.

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David Lauri @dlauri

2 years ago

Sorry, a horrible nitpick, I know, and I enjoyed the books, but you've got an English degree.

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David Lauri @dlauri

2 years ago

@heatherrwalter5 "…allowing Regan and I to infiltrate the palace…" → remove "Regan and" → "…allowing I to infiltrate," which obviously no one would say → "allowing me to infiltrate" → put back "Regan and" → "allowing Regan and me to infiltrate."