dormando @dormando

performance dweeb. Code for #memcached etc. dormando.me california Joined November 2007

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dormando @dormando

4 years ago

@guimarin @elonmusk Oh man. I knew you were a piece of shit, Michael.

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dormando @dormando

4 years ago

Aight I don't have a mastodon and probably won't for a while. If for some reason this place goes up; ya'll who care probably have my e-mail. Hope I have yours.

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@axboe @copyconstruct Don't know how many times I've been told that this method is a bizarre quirk of mine that otherwise rockstar devs have to "deal with". I do it because it's easier both now and later!

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dormando @dormando

4 years ago

watching everyone post a bevy of links to various alt services and I'm sitting here thinking... maybe this is a good time to disconnect.

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4 years ago

I am playing 3 or 4 gacha games and I do not need this

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4 years ago

@rbranson and the pfte's many manu's lined the paper straw with to make it not collapse for an extra minute

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4 years ago

@NWSBayArea any idea why the fog over on the west side smells like isopropyl?

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4 years ago

@alexisw Had some hope I wouldn't live to see this happen again :|

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dormando @dormando

4 years ago

@obra they'll be doing nasal irrigation every hour before these fools ventilate or mask at all

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dormando @dormando

4 years ago

I joined Yearbook in HS so I could edit myself out. Got caught. Didn't work.

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dormando @dormando

4 years ago

@BooDooPerson you can blame my wife for leaving me along too long

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dormando @dormando

4 years ago

@nimby Got it tested and it's something I'm allergic to :'( handymen around here are all garbage and mold co's want a min $2k to deal with it. Wonder if there's a type of co I'm missing; the mold co's all want to tent it off and run fans as "standard procedure"

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dormando @dormando

4 years ago

@nimby inside the garage. some ~8 year old drywall that wasn't installed properly.

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4 years ago

@tmaesaka are you as moist as I am?

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dormando @dormando

4 years ago

Think I'll try a new window manager thing on the new work computer. i3 maybe? I want to plug in monitors and have sets of terminals/windows reopen into premade layouts. I never quite get this to work perfectly.

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dormando @dormando

4 years ago

new porn dropped

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dormando @dormando

4 years ago

@lisaphillips looking forward to being free

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dormando @dormando

4 years ago

For some reason I thought /. was a lot more than 2-3 years older than LJ. I also made a /. account super late and I have no idea why. was on the site since maybe 1998 at the latest? So much cool shit.

Rob 'CmdrTaco' Malda @cmdrtaco

4 years ago

I registered the domain slashdot.org 25 years ago today. I was learning Perl by developing what today is called a CMS to more easily maintain my homepage… in the process I decided i was building news for nerds, but was clueless what it would eventually mean.

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dormando @dormando

4 years ago

@rbranson folate, potassium, etc. if your dr didn't say you need folate, get a new one.

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dormando @dormando

4 years ago

Arrive at the doctor's office, hand them a business card that says "I'm not paying you to invalidate my suffering" in American Psycho standard font and layout.