Mark Parry @dredvitch
Oh look, a chaffinch. Joined October 2011-
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I don't know what to say anymore about worldwide biodiversity loss. The sheer waste and stupidity it takes to get to this point disqualifies us as an intelligent species. There is zero rational reason for us to be at this point.
Traditionally, I believe this is the point where you behead the entire current parliament and start again, with a fresh batch of newly-incentivised politicians.
Recap: there’s no parliamentary majority for Theresa May’s deal, there’s no parliamentary majority for no deal, there’s no parliamentary majority for no Brexit, there’s no parliamentary majority for another referendum, and there’s no parliamentary majority for another government.
@glidding @moby_dickhead Much enjoyful. Thinking of cultivating my own David.
@glidding No. I don't. You are a dead husk of a man.
American badgers look like they're about to drag you into a back alley and pull a shiv on you to demand money for their meth habit. European badgers look like they're about to invite you over for a cup of tea and some custard creams at their little cottage in the countryside.
This would make a great albumen cover
1 million seabirds and 100,000 marine creatures die EVERY year from plastic entanglement. When the effects are so palpable why do we continue to use plastic as though it were a necessity? Please support @Authors4Oceans and eradicate #plastic from your consumer diet.
IKEA has such a delightful sense of humour sometimes.
@CHIMPSINSOCKS Misread this. Thought it said 'wish I had a head like a right-handed banana'.
@ememess Can we also agreed then to curb the use of 'transportation' in favour of just 'transport'? Or go the whole hog and enforce 'transportationment'?
Exactly.
Mr. Trump: As you now profess deep concern for the women and children of Syria, demonstrate that by permitting them to enter the United States as refugees.
@Joannechocolat just got to say thanks for #TenTweets. Absolute motherlode of sagely advice. Really appreciated.
@joe_hill Could be that it's in your dictionary?
@Joannechocolat How to approach agents and publishers?
@glidding Yes. Think plot started to waver with the tree-boil.
@GirlFromBlupo @Baddiel They are good tho aren't they. Where's the harm?
Justin Fielder @JOU5T
309 Followers 301 Following CTO at large, Investor, non-exec, technology consultant and general commercial geek. Car mad, skiing mad, fitness addict and at the bleeding edge of all things.
Matt Archibald @madasamattarch
173 Followers 351 Following I am a 53 year old gentle-bloke, with a wry sense of humour who suffers from an obsession of capturing the visual image.
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5.2M Followers 3K Following Autistic climate justice activist Born at 375 ppm
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2.1M Followers 86 Following Yeah, that guy. Cockney rhyming slang for the good stuff; Proof that one song is all you need.
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Jesus H Christ! @ThatBloke_Jesus
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127K Followers 816 Following New history book out now. perfect Xmas gift - Willie Willie Harry Stee
Philip Ardagh @PhilipArdagh
19K Followers 2K Following Award-winning children's author; poet Ambassador @CILIPSLG Int. Children's Lit Advisor @WritersWeek Patron @StratLitFest & @NCBFGalaDa
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Philip Pullman @PhilipPullman
181K Followers 754 Following Writer (His Dark Materials, etc). Read like a butterfly, write like a bee. 'Strangely wholesome' - Millie Hoskins, United Agents. Rejoiner.
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Derren Brown @DerrenBrown
1.8M Followers 66 Following Prince of Eternia and Defender of the Secrets of Castle Grayskull. Dislikes mushrooms.
Arnold Schwarzenegger @Schwarzenegger
5.1M Followers 462 Following Bodybuilder, Conan, Terminator, and former Governor of California. I killed the Predator. I told you I'd be back. I’m here to pump you up.
John Cleese @JohnCleese
5.0M Followers 221 Following Trainee hermit, & keen Amateur Squirrel Trainer
Matt Archibald @madasamattarch
173 Followers 351 Following I am a 53 year old gentle-bloke, with a wry sense of humour who suffers from an obsession of capturing the visual image.
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J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling
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Warwick Davis @WarwickADavis
603K Followers 908 Following Actor, television presenter, producer, director, husband & dad, who just happens to be short! President of @LPUKOnline, the charity for people with dwarfism.
Russell Howard @russellhoward
1.1M Followers 49 Following New UK and IRE tour. Don't tell the algorithm. Get your tickets👇
Brian Cox @ProfBrianCox
2.9M Followers 1K Following Professor of Particle Physics at The University of Manchester
Moose Allain Ꙭ @MooseAllain
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Louis Theroux @louistheroux
2.0M Followers 3K Following I am involved in the making of documentaries. Warning: Some tweets may contain irony.
Dara Ó Briain @daraobriain
2.3M Followers 637 Following Talks far too quickly, mumbles, and yet, still doing it. Touring New show Nov 2021, into 2022/23! Latest science book for kids "Is there Anybody Out There?"
Waterstones @Waterstones
284K Followers 1K Following The UK's no.1 bookseller. Follow us for news, events, prize draws and exclusives. For customer support please speak to @WstonesHelp
Joanne Harris @Joannechocolat
96K Followers 793 Following Don't look for me: I'm not here any more. Find me @joannechocolat elsewhere. https://t.co/R0Ov1AipBw
ROBERT SMITH @RobertSmith
247K Followers 545 Following FOUNDING MEMBER OF / SONG WRITER SINGER GUITARIST IN / @THECURE
The Cure @thecure
267K Followers 8 Following THE CURE FORMED IN CRAWLEY, SUSSEX, ENGLAND. PLAYED ITS FIRST SHOW IN 1978. @RobertSmith
Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds
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RICHARD AYOADE @RichardAyoade
731K Followers 236 Following Afterthoughts: or Some Pistachios Won't Open – Wisdom for the Unreflective: Signed https://t.co/kwAn3SnNYb
Hugh Laurie @hughlaurie
1.5M Followers 653 Following Actor, musician, writer. Because the world needs more of those.You might like
