ontheroadwithPhil @drifterphil
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My favorite part of the World Cup is when that referee sprayed everyone like a skunk
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If I was a bug - it would fuck me up seeing giants every day
Over the intercom @ the airport “Would a Phil J please come back to the security gate. You left your corn dog”
“High Noon is MY drink!” - a man wearing camo trying to impress everyone at the bar
My favorite part of the new Michael Jackson movie: the Moonwalk My least favorite part of the new Michael Jackson movie: the molesting
I bet if bees screamed “REVENGE!” Every time someone came near their hive a lot less people would consume honey
How do we, as a Nation, save Hooters?
It’s the worst when a pretty girl is starring at me while I am desperately swatting a bee away from me and trying not to scream
What is signature about the potato?
Nowhere in the Bible does it say you can’t take someone else’s drink at Starbucks
How many beers is too many beers at the airport? Asking for the bartender who’s about to serve me my 6th beer before 10 AM
TIL you can use your knife to scrape food on to your fork and not just your pointer finger
I went to Houston and never got @trillburgers 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
If someone says their phone number out loud I’m writing it down
New fear unlocked: Getting bit in the face by an adorable dog and not having the strength to strangle it bc of the cuteness overload
True Life: My Parents Talked Shit About Me On A Podcast
I’m going to be real embarrassed once everyone in my neighborhood realizes I am the really bad drummer they can all hear
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