DMV_drivers @drivers_of_DMV
All the shenanigans that drivers pull off in the DMV Washington, DC Joined August 2022-
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When you are driving and you have to take a call or grab something from your purse, it is completely fine to just stop the car in the middle of a crosswalk and stand there for over 3 minutes.
@balogun @KingJames Just ask Trump to call for a new @FIFAWorldCup. It’s clear that he and Infantino will do anything to make sure you play.
@maustermuhle Do what Egypt and Cape Verde couldn’t pull off. A well timed upset.
@SafeSidewalksDC Don’t complain. There is minimal damage to the building. He/she didn’t make to the counter.
@Tenleytown411 It’s a complete mess. Long lines. Unclear bus assignments. Empty busses driving away. Incompetent traffic regulators. Bus lanes are infrequently used and/or used by drivers for driving/parking/unloading. It’s going to be a tortuous few months. Thank you @wmata @MetroTransitPD
Seriously @washingtonpost you can’t even get the most basic facts straight? Why are you still in business?
The hardest words to read for people on four wheels:
Parking on a bicycle path and/or sidewalk. Why not?
@SWDCnewsies @dcpublicschools Why just the Janney playgrounds? Why not all DC playground?
DMV car drivers, do as you feel fit. No traffic law applies to you ... sort of ... maybe ... definitely.
Walking or riding this summer? 🚶♂️🚲 There is a RIGHT way and a WRONG way to share the road — and knowing which direction to face can save your life.
If this bridge was in DC, no driver would dare to cross it. The complete lack of spatial awareness of DC drivers is limitless.
The title of the article implies the cyclist ran into a parked/stationary car. The actual article implies that the *driver* of the car hit the cyclist. Who are these people who will bend backwards to make titles as to avoid blame on any driver in a crash?
Cyclist dies after collision with car in White Oak Tuesday night crash occurred on Columbia Pike ramp to New Hampshire Avenue
@_Murphy_Dan It’s hard to break culture. The Dutch have never worn helmets and cycling is omnipresent and safe (e-bikes have made it much less safe). Try to convince Americans that not everything must be tailored to cars.
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Y’all, not to be a huge nerd but for the reflecting pool you would need a minimum of about 8,000 liters of 12% hydrogen peroxide to reach the 50 parts per million concentration to kill algae… Is this what happens when you have 0 scientists in your administration?
They're literally dumping hydrogen peroxide into the reflecting pool this morning... 😳
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How much of Barcelona can fit into one downtown Kansas City highway interchange:
This guy has enough money to buy a @jaguar and loves to speed excessively and ignores red lights, but he can’t afford to keep his registration up to date or pay off his $7,760 in unpaid tickets. @DCPoliceDept and @DCDPW are completely fine with these types of drivers.
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