Dubesh @dubeshes

Joined November 2015

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Dubesh @dubeshes

10 years ago

Why do Mexican restaurants always have clean bathrooms?

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Dubesh @dubeshes

11 years ago

The only way you can trash my business card is when you make roaches out it - wise man

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11 years ago

When you walk in, they should play "hail to the chief." Really? It should be Bob Marley "Lively up yourself"

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11 years ago

Act smartly and your life will be easier.

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11 years ago

@Shedaisy13 loves #beiber cuz he looks like a lesbian

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11 years ago

@BilldeBlasio just use the translator. You are doing more harm by not speaking clearly. #Emergencia

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Dubesh @dubeshes

11 years ago

My 3yr old has a #British accent, not because she's #Indian but because of @PeppaPigUK

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Dubesh @dubeshes

11 years ago

Gonna buy the @PFChangs horse and send it to the @KentuckyDerby

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11 years ago

The ducks. We smoke. They quack.

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11 years ago

You have to put it on the edge.

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Dubesh @dubeshes

11 years ago

#cloud9 it doesnt matter. A fountain is a fountain.

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Dubesh @dubeshes

11 years ago

#powerball when u find a roach from your earlier self in your pocket.

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11 years ago

Everything that comes out of your mouth is a result of a chemical composition in your brain. #saturdaynight

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11 years ago

@bhatia_junior welcome!

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11 years ago

I think the #joint is smoking itself. #fridaynight

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Dubesh @dubeshes

11 years ago

A bottle of beer carries that one sip that changes the night. You just need to find that sip.

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Dubesh @dubeshes

11 years ago

I ate soggy chips.

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Dubesh @dubeshes

11 years ago

@VICE i was thinking, what do those fitness-tracker companies do with the data they collect? Who owns it? Is it safe?

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Dubesh @dubeshes

11 years ago

Let me give my #exam. We can do the bac chodi later.

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11 years ago

Yup it's still a #greatnight (@SteveHarveyHQ)

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