dumb bitch @dumpsterprize
Joined September 2018-
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i can’t believe i have to be at work when all i want is to anal chug a mcdonald’s coke
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“everyone belongs” is a bold claim for a brand that doesn’t offer plus/extended sizing @Gap
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Please don’t cut trans men and nonbinary people out of the conversation today. This is not just a women’s rights issue, anyone who can get pregnant is affected.
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I really wish people would stop drastically using the scenarios of rape or incest as the sole premise for an abortion. A woman doesn’t have to be in a traumatic situation for it to be reason enough. In fact there is zero explanation that needs to be given.
@GovLarryHogan @MDNG lmfao but kids are still in school what a fucking joke
the cdc says i don’t know ask your mother
the cdc says the pull out method is actually pretty effective
the cdc says it’s actually ok to take the brown acid and no longer suggests staying away from it
the cdc said it’s actually ok to only wait 5 minutes after lunch to get back in the pool
the cdc said that some women would take it as a compliment and you don’t need to be so stuck up about it
the cdc said you’d look great with bangs
the cdc just recommended including a picture of you holding a dead fish in your dating app profile
the cdc says that a single man in possession of a good fortune, can also be in want of a fwb
uh oh they’re crying and reading sylvia plath poems… [i am i am i am]
“i’m not that high” she said while ordering taco bell and watching always sunny
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(3/X) This is completely outrageous. I was visited by two police at my home over a harmless tweet about @AOC. I felt scared, intimidated, and violated. They knew my name and where I live. It was done on behalf of a congresswoman who advocates against police state tactics.
this week i had to lock my classroom door because we were on lockdown due to a shooting in the community and the wifi was down also there was a global pandemic but my students and i were expected to keep discussing poetry in case you wonder about education in the US
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