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Punk Rock Kilgore Trout, worrier poet @e_kindling

Pro-pun punk rock guide to the galaxy and home of Peach Schnapps & the Poltergeists (and their side project, The Proof is in the Poutine). kindlingeffect.wordpress.com Canada Joined September 2017
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Punk Rock Kilgore Trout, worrier poet @e_kindling

2 days ago

Well, the Quadrennial Pan-galatic Cup has come to an end! How are you feeling about it, Bob? Ko'l, I'm ecstatic! Eh? We can finally #turn our attention back to something that really matters! What's that, Bob? Our ongoing coverage of the Annual Pan-galatic Punk Picnic! #vss365

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3 days ago

The music choice ICONIC‼️

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6 days ago

Pan-galatic punks Peach Schnapps & the Poltergeists after a sold-out show on Proods VI: Peach: Have we been paid yet? Kurt Kerf2: No, there've been some #headwinds. Peach: Eh? K2: The Heavenly Establishment for Morality has some issues with-- Peach: Fuck THEM! #vss365 #scififri

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Punk Rock Kilgore Trout, worrier poet @e_kindling

a week ago

Welcome back to the Quadrennial Pan-galatic Cup everyone! Today we saw the Messy Lion #conquer the Royal Lions of Yookay, Bob! Ko'l, I think conquer may not be the right word. Oh? You think there were some questionable calls? Let's just say I think FEEFA is offside. #vss365

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a week ago

Peach Schnapps: Dude, where ya been? Kurt Kerf2: Visiting family, dealing with aging parents. Peach: Ah. How'd it go? K2: If #patience were an event in the Pan-galatic Olympics? I'd've medaled for sure. #vss365

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2 weeks ago

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2 weeks ago

@derickijohnson lol

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Punk Rock Kilgore Trout, worrier poet @e_kindling

2 weeks ago

Quadrennial Pan-galatic Cup president: Tenderly, #tenderly, we must massage the Orange Goblin's ego. FEEFA VP: What if we give him some bullshit made up peace prize? Good idea!! FEEFA VP: Now he wants a red card ruling overturned? What have we done? #vss365 #fifacorrupt

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2 weeks ago

@WillieHandler Go Belgium!

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2 weeks ago

Red card vs. a Trump card.

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3 weeks ago

On many planets, tales of the #Swoon are used to terrify toddlers. But they are real. And they start with the eyeballs. They are not to be trifled with. Unlike the Scoop, they're just positively delightful. #vss365

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3 weeks ago

Oh Canaduh! We stand on guard for thee! Are you being #supercilious, Bob? Ko'l, I'm being super serious! This is the furthest they've ever progressed in the Quadrennial Pan-galatic Cup and they played hard! Also, I think you mean sarcastic. #vss365

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3 weeks ago

What a #stunning finish, Bob! Ko'l, I cannot believe it! In this great battle of #nations and planets, the Green Capes nearly sent previous champs and the Messy Lion home early! Just goes to show you never know what might happen at the Pan-galatic Punk Picnic! #vss365 #scififri

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3 weeks ago

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3 weeks ago

Welcome back to the Quadrennial Pan-galatic Cup everyone! What's your #appraisal of the last match, Bob? Ko'l, I think the referee wanted CrowAteChya to win! Me too, Bob, me too. There's going to be sooo much honking tonight! And no more itches! I had so many puns ready! #vss365

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3 weeks ago

Welcome back to the Quadrennial Pan-galatic Cup everyone! There was much #apprehension during that last match, Bob! Ko'l, I really thought the Democratic Planet of Bongo would win! Now we have to put up with some of the worst hooligans in the galaxy for another game! #vss365

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3 weeks ago

Welcome back to the Pan-galatic Quadrennial Cup everyone! Today planet Pair-a-guy created complete carnage, corpses, and #carrion, Bob! Ko'l, they won in a shootout. I don't think that's quite the definition of carnage! Who won, Bob, who won? Pair-a-guy? Carnage!!! #vss365

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4 weeks ago

Welcome back to the Quadrennial Pan-galatic Cup everyone! Today we're asking about the #disgruntled fans on the call-- Who cares?? Go Canaduh!!! We have to-- Woo hoo!!! --cover the game, Bob! Ko'l, did you not hear me? Eh? Go Canaduh!!! #vss365

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4 weeks ago

Welcome back to the Pan-galatic Cup everyone! This just in--the PorkNcheez contingent failed to score on NotBritishColombia XI, Bob! Ko'l, the nil nil draw is like a #flea big bite on Ronaldo McDonaldo's ass! Fleas again, Bob? Ko'l, I can't stop. Like an itch you can't-- #vss365

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4 weeks ago

Welcome back to the Pan-galatic Cup everyone! Tonight, Whanna Ghanna II takes on the planet CrowAteChya. What are you thinking, Bob? Ko'l, Whanna Ghanna is gonna win!! Really? Oh yeah, they're gonna be a #flea bite that can't be itched! That's, um, an interesting take. #vss365

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4 weeks ago

Welcome back to the Pan-galatic Cup post-game analysis everyone! Whanna Ghanna did not produce, Bob! Ko'l, CrowAteChya bit the #flea! So many itches! From Podritch to Vlasiitch to Sucitch! Still not sure about this analogy, Bob! All the itches, Ko'l! Okay... #vss365

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