eo @eeeeow
♡ survival ... is an infinite capacity for suspicion ♡ Joined June 2016-
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they're playing some of today's hottest country music hits in this tire shop i'm sitting in and the song which just finished playing had a chorus hook of "i like it when you're nice to me"
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Coworker admitted that he listens to hours of Vaush every day to which I said ew but then when pressed, couldn't actually remember why I don't like him because I've had him blocked for years lol
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everyone fucking hates him its crazy
Elon Musk surprised his SpaceX team by showing up while they were live for Starship Flight 11, their faces say it all 😂
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Can’t believe the world just accepts this
Man who organised World Cup screening in Gaza killed in Israeli strike just before kick off itv.com/news/2026-07-0…
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本日のお浸かり 皆さま、本日もおつかりさまです
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Great work @hicharliecotton looks like Elaine Chao is getting the house ready for sale. Nothing suspicious about this at all. tmz.com/2026/07/10/mit…
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Nixon was a mobbed up dork with a chip on his shoulders who had dirty money in CIA banks and was attached in some capacity to many of their most notorious covert ops, specifically the Bay of Pigs, for which he was on the planning committee
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Covered figural dish, 1887. The MET.
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the top secret intelligence
Israel shared intelligence with the US that Iran had devised a new plan to assassinate President Donald Trump, two sources familiar with the matter told CNN. cnn.it/3Tt1APd
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To be a women is to master being alone
Good thing I'm in my mid 30's 😅
Collecting 10,000 books by your early 30s is hoarding sorry
@altmadaf Genius, best way to achieve a cute gamine vibe without looking like an actual child
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Dr Linda Davis was a special needs elementary teacher who was killed by ICE due to their police chase.
Don't want to look for my 2014 pics because that was the year I quit Adderall and gained 60 lbs but can I offer instead pics from 2018 the year I was recovering from the horrific break up with the guy that guilt tripped me into quitting Adderall
Actually the bigger problem I have with it is that *I* understand that the loud HUH sound you hear comes from the oars and boat itself but now people will mistakenly think you're supposed to yell "row!" when rowing
Ok this was my confusion too, rowing would be more appropriate for the Greeks who had the triremes
I'm in such a good mood today I've been voluntarily talking to my coworkers about anything
Ok this was my confusion too, rowing would be more appropriate for the Greeks who had the triremes
A Norway fan has gone viral for not taking part in their Row celebration after matches and won't do it if they win the World Cup "It’s factually wrong; they didn’t row, they sailed over the Atlantic”
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