⋆ଳJohn Egbert ଳ⋆ @egbertectos
hey :B just a satyr with an ask blog | He/They , adult | (adult mun) #parodystuck egbertectos.straw.page Joined January 2026-
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@tenacityTheory || I promise to not be too long- I'm far too invested in our boys <3
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|| Okay- so I'm officially going to be on a little hiatus. I officially think I hit the burnout stage of writing again.
we had to test a theory. i infact can fit a fox in my soup pot.
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aries, trust your heart today. not every mixed signal deserves your peace.
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466.
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タコクラゲのあかちゃん見っけ🪼
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仕事から帰ってきて、この子たちが待ってるの、控えめに言って幸せ🪼
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you could have seen this coming, aries.
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you can impress anyone, aries, but finding someone who saw both the best and worst of of you and still loves you is rare.
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==> Sleepykat: Stand before the tree with Dave by your side.
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==> Mind wander.
i havent said anything??
@tenacityTheory aaah. if its the one roxy talked about it seemed an easy remember.
@tenacityTheory phone wise or do you just log out of chitter all the time?
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