Dede @elda_dee

@boy_director @to1uwa 😂😂

This is OLUWATOYIN and this is how her mind works.

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Yung6ix - I did not give you permission to use swagger-lomo 😡 🪓 Victony - track 1 to track 15 : SWAGGERLOMO!!!!!!!!!!!

Too easy. 🥁 @iamemmyteee

I keep hearing people say, nobody is coming to save you. Duh. My husband is absolutely coming to save me. Now, will he arrive with a 45 minute lecture? Yes. Will he start with, this could have been avoided…? Absolutely. Will he remind me of the exact day he warned me? Without missing a single detail. Will he throw in several, I told you so’s just for emphasis? Of course. But after all the unnecessary TED Talk… he will still save me. So technically, somebody is coming. 🤣

this thing nearly made me stop talking to someone cause our sign was to cough . na so i cough,eveybody dey tell me sorry . i continue to dey cough until them tell me “show me two different cards” na so i crash out 😭😭😭

Persimmon OT @OtPersimmon

a month ago

When you signal to your partner during Jackpot and they don’t get it till someone suspects you.

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How do I explain to a non Nigerian that "let me hear word" means I don't want to hear word at all 😭

All these kids under the comment sections are saying it’s AI , lol 🤣🤣 They have consumed so much garbage music and thinking the older Generation are not better than 90% of today’s artists. These OGs write meaningful lyrics, structured songs, crazy vocals and storylines in every song. Una don too consume Ashukuleke Balanciaga music too much, that’s why being this good is questionable to you.

𝗔𝗟𝗕𝗨𝗠 𝗧𝗔𝗟𝗞𝗦 📀 @AlbumTalksHQ

a month ago

🚨ELDEE 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐬 𝐚 𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐧 to the scene with new music preview. 😳 Working on his first project in over 14 years.

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Buyers, be careful with deposits or upfront payments. If it looks too good to be true, it probably is. Always verify properly before sending any money. And beware of extremely cheap cars with no clear source. 📹: carcontinent

Verterex Properties 🏡 🚗 @Verterex_Prop

a month ago

Nowadays, there are so many dealers on social media that it is rii hard to tell the genuine ones apart anymore. There is this guy on TikTok who, if you post a car for 20 million on your page, he will repost the exact same car for 12 million. If you decide to trust and pay him

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One thing I’ve noticed: Many Chinese used-car importers position Chinese imports as the smarter alternative to US imports. Yet they’ll also source and import a US used car if that’s what you want. That’s because markets follow demand, not narratives. It’s business.

I’ve been praying for a car like mad, and only God and I know why. There’s a certain level of respect that looking successful as a vendor gives you. Whether we like it or not, perception matters, and it can attract more customers. I saw it happen when I got my first store in Shomolu. Now I have a store on the Island. Imagine adding a car to that. Class brings connections, and those connections bring growth.

There is this man called SEGUN, he loves going to different car stand in ibadan especially akala express just to make enquiries about cars and spend time with car dealers trying to learn one or two things. In the evening most at every beer parlor he will always rant about car prices. “These importers are thieves!” he will shout. “How can one 2008 Camry cost 9 million naira? Customs duty, clearing fees, dollar exchange na scam! The government and car dealers are killing us small men. Me? I go import myself one day and sell cheap to my people!” His friends would nod, buy him another round, and laugh. Segun became the voice of the suffering car buyer. He will comment on every car post on TikTok and Instagram “Stop the madness! Cars no dey cost like this for abroad!” Then one month, Segun disappeared from the parlours. He had finally done it. With his savings, connections at the port, and plenty of “egunje” for the boys in uniform, he imported a sleek 2008 Toyota Camry from USA. The car arrived shining like a new wife on her wedding day low mileage, full options, no faults. Segun spent two weeks polishing it, taking glossy photos from every angle, and calculating his costs. Duties, shipping, fuel for trips to the port, “facilitation” money, workshop detailing… it all added up. When his friends asked about the car, Segun smiled proudly. “This one na clean machine. I go sell am for 10 million.” His best friend, Dele, nearly choked on his drink. “Bros, you dey joke? You wey dey rant every day say car too costly? Now you wan sell your own for 10 million? Wetin happened to ‘sell cheap to the people’?” Segun shrugged, adjusting his designer sunglasses. “My brother, you no understand. This one is my car. I suffered to bring am. The market price na market price. If you want cheap, go buy from those thieves wey I dey curse before. This one get my sweat and blood inside.” The group fell silent for a moment, then burst into laughter. Segun joined them, laughing the loudest. Deep down, he knew the truth: complaining about high prices was easy when you weren’t the one paying the duties, clearing the container, and staring at your bank balance. For two months he didn’t see single buyer, whenever someone complained about car prices around him , Segun would just smile quietly and say, “Life na teacher.”

At the port yesterday I met a car dealer who lamented on how bad business has been for them. Everyone now imports cars themselves and can check bad cars online themselves. For these reasons it’s hard to sell the ones they have in stock.

AutoChef @autochef__

2 months ago

Omo, the struggle is real 🙂‍↕️ Don’t buy a used car without doing this basic step🧏🏽‍♂️. It’s the #1 way to spot hidden accidents, mileage fraud, flood history, etc. before you spend a naira. If the VIN check doesn’t check out, the inspection doesn’t happen. It’s that simple 💅

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A lot of car dealers are going to hate me for this. But it's better to help your customer understand than to lie to them. Long-term, we'll all benefit from a low anxiety car dealership market.

@Aventis7 @instablog9ja 🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭

RIVERS YOUTH FOUND 18 YEARS AFTER DISAPPEARANCE Gospel Kinanee, at 14 years old, left home one night and never returned. His family says their search for him took them to police stations, but to no avail. His brother says the correctional centre where he has now been found was visited twice during the search. With no formal trial or access to legal representation, the young Ogoni man, who went missing in 2007, was one of 21 inmates released from the Port Harcourt Correctional Centre when the Chief Judge of Rivers State, Justice Simeon Amadi, flagged off the Rivers State Jail Delivery Exercise. His family named him Gospel Kinanee, but the correctional centre has him in its records as Baridi Sunday. Gospel Kinanee's mental health is now the subject of litigation.

BREAKING: Federal government has reduced import levy on new vehicles 🚗 into Nigeria 🇳🇬 from 20% to 10% and that of used vehicles from 15% to 5% in order to ease cost of vehicle importation. The reduction takes effect today.

Do you know what that means?

Nigeria Stories @NigeriaStories

2 months ago

BREAKING: Federal government has reduced import levy on new vehicles 🚗 into Nigeria 🇳🇬 from 20% to 10% and that of used vehicles from 15% to 5% in order to ease cost of vehicle importation. The reduction takes effect today.

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My sister at her wedding: My husband deserves an award for surviving my mood swings. Me who's been surviving her since childhood: