Deep Sea Oddity @emmajzh
smooth as the day is long Ur mom Joined January 2015-
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Sorry everyone, got hacked by some crypto scam. I hath returned
Had a dream last night that I made Rachel Dolezal in Dress to Impress and I made her do a death drop on the runway. The prompt was like “University” or something. I came in 9th.
I’m on the bus home rn and heard some nasally voice behind me say “money stay up cuz the grind don’t stop” and I turned around to see a white 18 year old girl on FaceTime very proud of the cool phrase she just said. Really makes you think.
Keep having dreams where I find more furbies in the dark corners of my house. Joyous and memorable.
little creature save me… save me little creature
I’m on the last ROFLcopter out of Saigon
“You better not be Willem Dafoe clutching a pillow and two spoons when I get there!” Me:
@nhay2568 Yes but you are roughly 7 feet tall
Walking behind a really jacked short king rn in workout clothing whose shoes sound exactly like Squidward #SquelchKingsOfCampus
When you give the homie testicular torsion bc there ain’t no tiramisu left
My neighbor has all his windows open and he just did a vocal run, was silent for 5 minutes, did another one, and then activated his Siri which said “yes daddy?”
Has anyone said this yet? #davidlynch
@HartmanGerry I’m sorry for what I made you watch but also can’t wait to watch the Legend of the Titanic as well
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peter @TheZodiacKisser
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julian 🪦 @boolianjulian
380 Followers 1K Following Scream, Bodies Bodies Bodies, Night House, Jennifer’s Body, X, Ginger Snaps, american mary, Scooby Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed, Jawbreaker... 23🤯
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15 Followers 8 Following we really enjoyed Friedkin’s ‘95 flick “Jade” (with David Caruso)
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