Eric @ericb207

#westside Arvada, CO Joined February 2013

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2 weeks ago

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving. Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free. I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these." "They just come with the table, man." They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner. This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat. I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared. "Did we…?" "Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless." Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined. My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude." Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man. I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy. Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived. I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most. Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

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2 weeks ago

@JustinTMichael @camschorizo We go pretty regularly to Mannie & Bo’s

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3 weeks ago

@IamDijami Norris Weese

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3 weeks ago

@victormarx You’re a fucking clown

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4 weeks ago

@jeffhunt You’re such a fucking loser

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4 weeks ago

@sagesteele @1NCRDB1 @JaxsonDart @realDonaldTrump You’re a fucking loser

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4 weeks ago

@3xOptionShow If tech wanted a real schedule they’d have one.

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4 weeks ago

@Nathan_26_ Of all the people qualified to put together a regional pro/rel model, you are by far the dumbest. I think it’s a great idea btw.

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a month ago

@BianchiWeather @hikingtheglobe0 Close. This is actually a picture of Our Lady of Guadalupe parish in Conejos, Colorado.

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a month ago

@WesSteinberg Did he do the same for Dart? Fuck Harbaugh!

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a month ago

@WCCSG_

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2 months ago

@BuffalOKstate Colorado State Colorado BYU Utah Arizona Arizona State Kansas Kansas State New Mexico

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2 months ago

@EricGoodman @CUBuffsFootball I hate cu as much as anyone but 247 says they offered

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2 months ago

@VicLombardi We should be doing the same thing

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2 months ago

@BroncoSportsFB Definitely gives big sky vibes

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2 months ago

@wormymcwormersn The Power by Naomi Alderman. Women develop the ability to release lethal electrical jolts from their fingers, instantly shifting the global gender power balance from men to women.