Small Human Female @esmesstuff

I'm just a gal doing some stuff. Likes reading stuff, eating stuff, making stuff, Korean stuff, Doctor Who stuff, Godzilla stuff. butteredcrumbs.co.uk Warwickshire, England Joined June 2019

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Small Human Female @esmesstuff

2 days ago

Film Club Robot Monster (1953) Some critics believe that Plan 9 from Outer Space is the worst movie ever made. They are, of course, wrong...

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Tom Gauld @tomgauld

2 days ago

A heatwave cartoon for @newscientist

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Small Human Female @esmesstuff

4 days ago

Film Club Masters of the Universe (1987) Well, that was pants. But you knew that already

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7 days ago

Film Club They Live! (1988) I came here to eat malteasers and watch films, and I'm all out of malteasers Classic John Carpenter movie, where optimistic patriot discovers that aliens from Andromeda have quietly taken over the earth & decides to take them down

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a week ago

I read a book. It was epic Death's End. Cixin Liu, English translation 2016 The third in the Three Body Problem series. The Dark Forest deterrence system set up in book 2 has failed, and humanity faces another threat to survival - the end of the universe itself

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2 weeks ago

Film Club From Beijing with Love (1994) James Bond spoof. Like a Chinese Naked Gun, more or less. Not the best thing I've seen recently 😬

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2 weeks ago

Film Club Mr Vampire (1985) Chinese comedy-horror. An old man who was inauspiciously buried has become a vampire. It's up to Master Gau and his bumbling assistants to stop him ravaging the village. Side plot with a sexy ghost who will stop at nothing to get her man. Lots of fun

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Small Human Female @esmesstuff

3 weeks ago

Film Club Enter the Dragon (1973) Never seen it before today, Youngest is going through a Chinese cinema phase. It's a lot better than I was expecting, but couldn't help thinking about that episode of the Goodies, IYKYK

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Small Human Female @esmesstuff

3 weeks ago

@Greebohobbes Muffin?

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VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish

3 weeks ago

Joking on social media about the weather being hot in Britain - the comments: 1. People playfully agreeing and joining in the fun. 2. People saying “Stop moaning, it’s lovely!” 3. Someone from another country who’s never been to Britain on a hot day saying “That’s not hot.” 4. Someone saying it’s insensitive to be lighthearted about the weather because weather can be dangerous. 5. Someone from America saying “Don’t you guys have air conditioning?” 6. Someone mentioning 1976 again. 7. Someone saying “Some of us have to work” as if they’re the only person who has to work. 8. Someone saying “It’s meant to rain next week.” 9. Someone saying “Where do you live?! I live in Britain and it’s not hot where I am?!?” as if that means it can’t be hot anywhere else. 10. Someone saying “British houses aren’t designed for heat”.

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Small Human Female @esmesstuff

3 weeks ago

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3 weeks ago

Film Club Kung Fu Hustle (2004) Insane Chinese gangster/martial arts comedy. 1940s Shanghai is ruled by vicious gangs, but they're about to mess with the wrong village. Will Sing, an inept loser, be able to unleash his full potential & bring down the infamous Mr Beast?

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3 weeks ago

Film Club Snakes on a Plane (2006) Equal parts cringe and solid disaster film. I liked it, but there was a little bit too much injury detail for me. A lot better than I was expecting

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Small Human Female @esmesstuff

a month ago

@Telegraph Working class kids have always been the minority in grammar schools, even when there were few or no ethnic minorities in the catchment area. So I expect the reasons are the same as ever: they or their family don't see the point, and the middle & upper class kids get coached

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a month ago

I read a book. It was very good One of our Thursdays is Missing. Jasper Fforde, 2011. I've been re reading the series in preparation for the new one, but somehow managed to miss this installment first time round. Very clever, as usual

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Small Human Female @esmesstuff

a month ago

I read a book. It was archaic Culpeper's English Physician & Complete Herbal. Arranged for use as a first aid herbal by Mrs C. F. Leyel. 1st published 1947. Do not accept medical advice from these individuals. Do not attempt to identify plants using this book. Yikes

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Small Human Female @esmesstuff

a month ago

Film Club Green Lantern (2011) Least said soonest mended

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a month ago

Film Club - The Great Godzilla Rewatch Destroy All Monsters (1968) The kaiju have been confined to Monster Island, but aliens with poorly defined demands have taken them over via radio control & are using them to subdue the earth!!

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Small Human Female @esmesstuff

a month ago

I read a book. It was interesting Try Not To Be Strange - the curious history of the kingdom of Redonda. Michael Kingston, 2022 The author becomes mildly obsessed with unraveling the facts behind an island in the Carribbean, and all the people who have claimed to be it's king