St. Judas Ministries @explodingjudas
Updates from Church of #SubGenius Exploding St. Judas mission. Opinions are those of our deities and employees. Sermon product placements? Contact @bcowcatcher SubGenius.com St. Judas Mission, Oslo Joined February 2012-
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@fakehistoryhunt Well, fuck me sideways this is unutterably awesome. ...of course, every word that can be teased out is a miracle and a treasure. But are we allowed to hope that Philodemus the Epicurean kept some works by his rival stoics in a section that wasn't looted 200 years ago?🥺
HEY KIDS! It's TIME FOR THE SHOW, THE MOVIE! #indiefilm #comedy #subgenius #dontthink youtu.be/V1ncsU6Q8Ew
@EmmaSzewczak Ah, I see someone knocked three times on Malthus' gravestone again. *downs pint, grabs rune-engraved shovel by the door on the way out*
the IDF has bombed Disneyland after reports that a hamas member was wearing a mask and running around there like a scooby doo villain
nah you know what it sucks that i have this account back. i should get banned again
Democracy might well die in darkness. But usually, Democracy Dies clenched firmly in the hands of the overconfidently righteous while everyone yells at them to stop fucking around you fucking dingus real people are dying right now
Countdown until a Speaker Mike Johnson gay male escort controversy …
Speaker Mike Johnson tonight: “Someone asked me today in the media, ‘People are curious, what does Mike Johnson think about any issue?’ I said, ‘Well, go pick up a Bible off your shelf and read it. That’s my worldview.”
@bellcurver @OwenJones84 Follow your leader, Nazi.
Become a CotS certified Human Optimisation Specialist and make money from home with our Master Class in artistic chainsaw sculpture. Apply at subgenius.com now #SubGenius #education
@saar_simmo @LaraFriedmanDC @Nrg8000 I see. If members of an ethnic group is seen on TV celebrating horrific crimes in public, there is sufficient evidence to justify militarised mass murder, starvation and forced displacement of members of that ethnic group from an area. I shall keep it in mind.
@unity @patrickklepek Yeah, yeah, all will be well until the next time the execubots have a brainshart and yank your chain. Already switched to a platform which isn't leashed to a pack of randos with business school damage and not even the most basic comprehension of how their product works.
Just discovered that prairie squid are on the Norwegian 'forbidden' list. We tried to baptize one in Slack and now it won't stop staring into our souls. Local SubGenius perverts forming a cult around it. It's like Animal Farm meets Eyes Wide Shut up here. #SubGenius #NordicWeird
@MC_Etching @lartist ᛬ᚠᚭᚴ᛬ ᚭᚱ ᛁᚠᚢᛁᚾ ᛬ᚼᛁᛚᚢᛐᛁᛌ ᚠᚭᚴᛁᚾᛌ ᚠᚭᚴ᛬
Current worst case scenario for unchecked human resource extraction: our solar system gets another Venus. Current worst case scenario for unchecked AI development: Elon fails to throw a bucket of water over the servers in time, is replaced by the Son of Clippy #SubGenius
Probably most historically inaccurate but understandable take in all of US land use/housing/transport discourse: US cities were not built for cars. The car industry destroyed them to make room for its products. Not symbolically — With bulldozers, dynamite, and wrecking balls.
@dieworkwear Or just that it was built before the car was invented. All modern cities are based around the car as are almost all planned future cities
@StevePeers @alexillustrator This was always the founding project of conservatism in Europe. The struggle to protect inherited privilege and feudal assets against the rise of democracy and the undeserving underclass. Their support for democracy is opportunistic, discarded when no longer seen as useful.
Tbh the French still do this
light snack, france, 15th century
There are people who'll take one for the team, and then there's Mímir, whose soul is clearly made of teflon-coated orbicular granite.
Vurderer du å stemme Rødt i Rogaland, men er usikker på om du skal gjøre det? Send meg en privat melding med telefonnummeret ditt, så skal jeg ringe opp og overbevise deg. For nå står det om hver eneste stemme!
What if Weird Al covered Schism by Tool but his version was called ‘Tism ? Somebody at him
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J.R. 'Bob' Dobbs @dobbsbot
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Reverend Bork and 348... @BCowcatcher
253 Followers 273 Following A real holy man, not a horrible little goblin living under @explodingjudas floorboards so trust me
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