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一女從計程車下車，司機突然從車里探出頭：小姐，你像雞！ 女臉一紅，罵到：你他X的像隻鴨。 司機聽了不爽,然後就快速開走了。 ． ． ． ． ． ． 然後女孩突然想起追著車喊：運將，我相機，我相機！
教師在農村掃盲，讓一農婦認“被子”兩字，農婦想不起來，教師：睡覺時你身上是什么？?農婦說是老公。教師哭笑不得。又問：老公不在的時候呢？農婦說：是村長。
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老公，今晚我不回来了，我在妈这，和我妈睡。 ” 我挂断电话，轻描淡写对躺在身边的女人说：“ 面对这样的欺骗，这场恋爱我谈不下去了， 给你女儿带个话吧。” 说罢，转身离去....
大師把女人帶到一座高山前，問：此山如何？ 女人說：「偉岸，高大，挺拔，秀美。 」 法師說：「跟我上山吧。」一路上山無語。 走著走著，女人累了，疲了，路不好走，女人開始諸多抱怨……... fb.me/6jNRBjfEz
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現代很多人取名字往往都以單名，如王丹、柴玲、 李壯、陳勇、孫軍…… 有一位叫馬爽的人往生了。 在送葬那天，全家人都痛哭流涕的呼喊他的名字：爽啊……爽啊……爽阿…… 一個外地路過的人好奇就問：你們家在爽什麼？ 全家人頓時泣不成聲的說：爽…死…了！
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有位剛畢業的大學生 從學校離開後已六個月找不到工作 某天在報上看到動物園在應徵員工 大學生二話不說立即跑去面試。 到了現場主管跟他提到，目前員工人數已滿額，不過現在猩猩欄裡少一隻猩猩 如不嫌棄你可以先扮猩猩，... fb.me/1H34G1eYy
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