Nikki @fadingecho
Music slob, beer snob, enthusiastic drinker, avid thinker, shoe-hater, growing up sooner or later but not yet. Queen of this city without ever leaving the house favstar.fm/users/fadingec… Joined May 2010-
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I'm literally saying I want the same things you want. Why are you arguing with me about it?
Sorry I had to call into work, I was attacked by a dementor & now I'm in anguish & everything seems pointless & I need bed rest & chocolate.
If I had $1 for every time I was burned by Hot Pocket, I'd have enough to hire a lawyer & sue for emotional damages, cuz ow! This shit hurts
These birds are singing at me like they think it's an unreasonable hour to be microwaving a hot pocket...
Couldn't figure out why this badass buzz saw flaming 8-ball pog slammer was being kept behind the glass until I realized it was a grinder...
Sometimes I'll talk about the time or even the date with someone and absent-mindedly look at my wrist like I've worn a watch since 2004.
tfw watching a show about complicated relationships with the person you're in a complicated relationship with
Just had to explain to my mom what Tinder is because she heard about it on Ellen.
Nikki retweeted
at least i'm not permanent
Love means picking at each other's blackheads instead of ever saying you're sorry.
I don't want to be with anyone that makes me feel bad about myself. But since I can't break up with me, I might as well break up with you.
I want to listen to Cibo Matto RIGHT NOW, that's how 90's it is.
"But, my phone is seven minutes fast..." - Me, trying to justify being awake three hours later than I should be
My mom dragging me into her drunk-facebooking sessions is at least half the reason I drink... These days, anyway.
Ran into my least favorite coworker at the store. Bitch was rude to my grandma. I'ma be spending the rest of her life plotting my revenge...
I hug him & inhale Him: How'm I smellin? Me: I wasn't smelling you, more breathing you in Him: Sounds like smelling Me: It's not the same
TFW you post something and the only people who like it are people with questionable judgment and you're like, oops, musta fucked up there.
He always notices my nails and tells me they're pretty. Usually I've already forgotten I've painted them, so it makes me smile every time.
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