Keenan @failedf1driver
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9 album thing is fucking impossible. I’m too many people for this prompt
The problem with AI is you can't really shoot it in the head yet
These are both far from the greatest. Hell, it would make more sense in reverse, with Paul McCartney evaluated on his music and George Lucas on films.
The greatest filmmaker of all time with the greatest musician of all time
Feel blessed I went to a small liberal arts school and my classes were 8 mentally ill people sitting in a circle competing to say the smartest thing
Need anyone not currently involved in higher ed to understand how insane things are rn. The seminar class I’m in (all upperclassmen!) just refuses to interact with our professor, even on questions like “which video games do you like?” It’s so so so so bad.
I’m sure this is different from the VR headset and the metaverse and the meta glasses and the exciting new one which seems to be a keychain that will prank call people after telling them your full name and address
BREAKING: Zuckerberg just described the near-future of computing, and it has nothing to do with screens. His call: within 5 years, every person on Earth has a personal AI that knows their life, understands their goals, and does the work for them. Not a chatbot. Not a search
Y’all ever feel like all of history is the dying dream of a species which was never fit to wield fire?
Political philosophy quizzes are so cute. No, the proper way is to amalgamate a bunch of different traditions and schools of thought in your head and then to quietly resent everyone else for not adhering to the system of belief you have privately self-devised. Morons.
BASIL EXPOSITION IN HIS OFFICE:
🚨 BREAKING: All medical staff have completely withdrawn from Kamal Adwan Hospital as Israeli forces and tanks advance toward the facility. A dangerous new development threatens what remains of healthcare in northern Gaza.
I saw a hole in the universe one time and a voice called out to me by name telling me to wake up. Didn’t really do anything with that
only the communists thought to add a hood
You can tell everything you need to know about a man by which one of these he’d rock.
the problem with 'leaving twitter' is that this is still where actual smart ppl are every other platform is full 20 year olds with mini mics trying to explain shit to me whereas twitter is full of fat ugly ppl who would never dare show their face but actually know their onions
I have eaten every kind of burger for my entire life. I have eaten burgers both taller and flatter than you can imagine
telling my grandma with dementia that her name is xbox
Maintenance guy is shampooing the hallway carpets. Hey asshole! Some of us are unemployed and enjoying our 11am coffee and reading!
Nothing they try to stop the bleeding is going to work. People might be too scared or inured to act, but it’s never going back to the way it was
Shazaming Ave Maria during a funeral
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