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@maxwelltani Thanks, we want to surprise them!
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@nathanwpyle Alright alright alright
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oh if you look closer at the sign, sure enough
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Here’s one more. My favorite from last night and I think this might be my favorite photo of lightning I have ever taken. 05/15/2023 10:20pm. #Seattle #lightning #Thunderstorms
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@mimismartypants Just like the lawmakers who voted for this bill.
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Amazing story about a Chinese-American physicist who should have won a Nobel prize for her ground-breaking entanglement experiments. apple.news/A1S9XCO53TkKil…
I love that she specified “grey-and-white”, mindful of the possibility there might be additional, as-yet-undiscovered cats roaming the cabin.
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