Chris @flemoil

From a supporter: l always said you were the best looking man on Twitter and I still stand by it. Shame you’ve got a kitchen like a junkies squat TalentlessArtists.co.uk 127 metres up Joined November 2009

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Chris @flemoil

a hour ago

This is brilliant

Anthony Shaw @anthonyfdshaw

a day ago

Sent this on a group. So true. Welcome to the modern Premier League.

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Chris @flemoil

2 hours ago

@edgecop66 @BriSmithy Thought they were awful tbh and i’m still ‘down with the kids’ with regard to ‘Indie’😬 The guy cannot sing a note however the musicianship was competent enough

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Chris @flemoil

2 hours ago

Woken up to harassment from the Chairman via text AND email, so that was nice 😂 #PUSB

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Chris @flemoil

14 hours ago

Three lines is all it takes

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Dux @DuxVul

a day ago

>John Healey set an impossible target >Resigned when it couldn’t be met and got a £17k severance payment >Brought down his government >Did a deal with Burnham for a promotion 6 weeks later > Dropped his own target Labour are scum

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Chris @flemoil

15 hours ago

It’s Sledgehammer right? open.spotify.com/track/5WHcmBpl…

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Q The Storm Rider @Q_TheStormRider

23 hours ago

🚨The UK just secretly flew 24,000 Afghans into the country and made it illegal for the press to even cover the story. Now, it turns out all of them get free housing and welfare for "the rest of their lives" without ever having to work. Doomed country. FOLLOW ME, THE NEXT DROP WILL BE SHOCKING.

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Chris @flemoil

15 hours ago

@andy_cov93 😂😂😂

D Fens Ghost @D_Fens_Ghost

17 hours ago

Just played padel for the first time. It's tennis for spastics, basically. @BashyMc1

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Chris @flemoil

16 hours ago

The replies 😂#PUSB

BBC Sport Coventry & Warwickshire @BBCCWRSport

17 hours ago

WE’RE LIVE on tonight’s Sky Blues Fancast! 🎧 Rob and Oggy are joined by Sky Blues fans Conna Chahal and Stu Rendall as they look ahead to tomorrow afternoon’s clash with Hull City at the CBS Arena. ⚽ Listen live: bbc.in/3UFSUWo 📻 #PUSB #BBCFootball

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Chris @flemoil

16 hours ago

@RobGyde Strangely enough yes 😂

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Chris @flemoil

a day ago

She’s here, and it’s a beautiful thing 😍 #PUSB

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Chris @flemoil

23 hours ago

Ticket has landed Ticket has landed This is not a drill #PUSB

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Christian @InTheTrenchesUK

a day ago

Alistair Campbell. You looked in the mirror this morning and saw a moral authority. We looked at your hands and saw the blood of 179 British servicemen. You tweeted yesterday. Mocking Farage. Mocking Lowe. Mocking Musk. Mocking Robinson. Demanding they comment on police deaths and domestic violence before they comment on migration. You set yourself the judge of who may speak and who must stay silent. You are not a judge. You are an ex-communication in a suit, put out to pasture. You thought the deletion worked. The BBC drama suppressed for twenty years. The dossier buried. The Kelly affair whitewashed. The Portland contracts with Qatar and Kazakhstan hidden behind NDAs. You thought we got tired. You thought the six inquiries with zero prosecutions meant the file was closed. You are running now. We can smell it. We do not close files. We keep them open. We keep them sharp. You sit in your studio with Rory Stewart, collecting Chernin Group dollars and Tony Blair's Oracle money, attacking Farage and Musk and Robinson like a protection racket enforcer. "Nasty Nigel." The weekly column. Kevin Maguire at the Mirror still taking your calls, still writing your lines, still pretending he is a journalist when we have the Smeargate receipts. Did you think we filed those away, Alistair? Did you think the hands were clean, Alistair? They think the curtains are drawn. They think we cannot see them shaking. Poor things. We see the whole playground. You lecture Musk about megalomania from a studio funded by Oracle blood money. You sneer at Farage and Lowe from a sofa paid for by Qatar's missing millions. You mock Robinson while your own son's fraud investigation sits in a Metropolitan Police file. The glass house is cracking, Alistair. The stones are coming back. Here is what you need to understand, Alistair. We are the ones you do not know. The silent ones. The file-keepers. The ones who remember Dr Kelly while you remember your podcast download numbers. The ones who track the Portland contracts while you track your monthly £100,000. The ones who know about the son's fraud investigation while you know about the next GMB booking. You are not the hunter anymore. You are the hunted. Burnham will not save you. The podcast will not save you. The mental health shield will not save you. Your day in court is not a threat. It is a schedule. The laws that exempt you were written by your friends. Those friends are leaving. The new government will not have your back. They will have your file. Sleep tight, Alistair. The night is long. The file is thick. And we do not get tired. We get closer.

ALASTAIR CAMPBELL @campbellclaret

2 days ago

I’m sure the once farageLoweMuskRobinson have finished commenting on the police deaths in M’boro, the James English domestic violence and the all white child sex ring they will be queueing to do media to welcome the dramatic fall in the use of hotels to house migrants.