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Jury duty letter came addressed to my cat. Not a mistake. "Felix Martinez" - that's his full name according to his vet records. My last name. His first name. Somehow he's a registered voter now. Called the county clerk. Me: My cat got summoned for jury duty. Clerk: Is the name correct on the summons? Me: Yes, but he's a cat. Clerk: Is Felix Martinez a legal resident of this county? Me: He's a legal cat. Clerk: Sir, if the name matches our records, he needs to appear or file an exemption. Me: He can't file anything. He has paws. Clerk: You can file on his behalf. Me: Under what exemption? There's no box for "is a cat." Clerk: (pause) Check "unable to serve due to medical reasons." Me: What's the medical reason? Clerk: He's a cat. Me: That's not a medical condition. Clerk: It is if it prevents him from serving. Sent in the form. Got rejected two weeks later. "Insufficient documentation. Please provide medical professional's statement." Took the letter to my vet. Me: I need you to write that my cat can't do jury duty. Vet: Why is your cat summoned for jury duty? Me: Excellent question. No good answer. Vet: This is the weirdest request I've gotten. Me: Can you just write that he's medically unfit to serve? Vet: On what grounds? Me: He's a cat. Vet: (started typing) "Patient is unable to serve due to species-related limitations including inability to speak, read, or comprehend legal proceedings." Me: Perfect. Sent it in. Got another rejection. "Summons is mandatory. Failure to appear will result in contempt of court." My roommate thought this was hilarious. Roommate: Felix is going to jail. Me: This is serious. Roommate: Bring him to court. See what happens. Decided that was actually the only option left. Day of jury duty, put Felix in his carrier. Brought the entire paper trail of rejection letters. Checked in at the courthouse. Clerk: Name? Me: Felix Martinez. Clerk: (looked at the cat carrier) Is that Felix? Me: Yes. Clerk: (long stare) He's a cat. Me: I've been saying that for six weeks. Clerk: Why didn't you file an exemption? Me: I filed three. All rejected. Showed her the letters. She read through them, expression shifting from confusion to disbelief. Clerk: Someone rejected the veterinary documentation? Me: Twice. Clerk: (called her supervisor over) You need to see this. Supervisor read everything. Looked at Felix. Looked at me. Supervisor: How did a cat get registered to vote? Me: You tell me. Supervisor: This is a data error. Me: Took you six weeks to figure that out. They dismissed Felix immediately. Apologized for the inconvenience. Supervisor: We'll remove him from the voter registry. Me: Appreciate it. Supervisor: (pause) Out of curiosity, how would he have voted? Me: Probably whatever party supports universal treats. Got a formal apology letter a week later and a voter registration card. For me this time. Apparently I wasn't registered, but my cat was. Roommate: Felix committed voter fraud. Me: Felix committed nothing. He's innocent. Roommate: That's what they all say. Felix is sleeping on the jury summons now. Fitting end to his legal career.

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Furality Ultra Poster came in Its quite a bit smaller than the Somna one. Mine also had a little spot of dirt on it, so i dried to wipe it off with a slightly wet cloth, just tapping it, not rubbing, and it seemed like it melts the ink lol. Kinda my fault i guess but still. Still nice to have, just wish it was as big as the Somna one.

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@SethCooperrr @AussieToaster Ahh okay thats cool then Also i would've never guessed thats in Vrc Now i imagine fully Playable Unleashed in Vr, would be wild

Bleh

@TheMarshyFox Doubt he would answer if id ask how he does it though

@TheMarshyFox Yeah thats the name Thats the one who modded his sona into resident evil

Whats the name of that one furry streamer dude who modded himself i to RE4 and Kingdom Hearts 3? Lowkey curious how he did that, or who did it for him.

@TheMarshyFox No idea I actually think its two different people The RE4 dude is like..a blue winterpaw The other one is..like a brown dog? I have no idea Since i dont know the names i cant look it up either lmao

@TheMarshyFox Mf thats easier said than done I dont even have a job man i need money first lol

The fact i gotta deal with my sisters constantly barking dog while shes at work meanwhile my dad is home but doesnt wanna do it is wild. Like..i kinda wanna sleep longer than just 3 and a half hours???

@TheMarshyFox Sadly they dont care and im worth less than anything else to them sooo :) Only time my dad talks to me is to yell at me. My mom gets pissed the moment i say anything. Sister is disgusting and yells at me for existing. Great family huh