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Fredia Roth @frediaroth

Wow I get my own 'feed' on here eh. I'm not even hungry! Last time with the internet humor, it's never worth it hehe Joined January 2012
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Fredia Roth @frediaroth

15 years ago

Envy is the art of counting the other fellow's blessings instead of your own. - harold coffins

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Fredia Roth @frediaroth

15 years ago

Awkward moment, when somebody tells you to text them when you just deleted there number.

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Fredia Roth @frediaroth

15 years ago

Why is the strawberry in trouble? He got into a jam ;) #lol #joke

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Fredia Roth @frediaroth

15 years ago

Dear White Crayon, so what exactly is it you do here? Sincerely, The other crayons.

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Fredia Roth @frediaroth

15 years ago

And tbh it has been the inside joke of the day!

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Fredia Roth @frediaroth

15 years ago

The best things come in small packages.~ Proverb

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Fredia Roth @frediaroth

15 years ago

Dear TV hosts/guests/commentators: Please stop with the Gingrich/Grinch jokes and pizza puns -- Sincerely, Everyone.

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Fredia Roth @frediaroth

15 years ago

If i can't have you all to myself then i don't want you at all .

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Fredia Roth @frediaroth

15 years ago

When I grow up, I want a son first, then a daughter; so my son would beat up any boy that makes my little girl cry.

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Fredia Roth @frediaroth

15 years ago

Dear extra fats, thanks for being there when I'm freaking cold. But I'd rather freeze to die than to be called fat and ugly. Sincerely me.

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Fredia Roth @frediaroth

15 years ago

Would You Like a Table?"..."No not at all, I came to the restaurant to eat on the ground. Carpet for 5 please."

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Fredia Roth @frediaroth

15 years ago

Dear facebook friends who are now getting a Twitter, i made a twitter to get away from you. Sincerely, GTFO!

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Fredia Roth @frediaroth

15 years ago

That awkward moment when someone sends you a #nowfollowing tweet twice, at different times

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Fredia Roth @frediaroth

15 years ago

Most of the problems in life come cuz of 2 reasons: 1st we act without thinking. 2nd, we keep thinking without acting. #fb

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Fredia Roth @frediaroth

15 years ago

Marriage is the miracle that transforms a kiss from a pleasure into a duty. ~ Helen Rowland

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Fredia Roth @frediaroth

15 years ago

"i think god gave me the gift to reach out to children and teach"-mr j. #joke

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Fredia Roth @frediaroth

15 years ago

Abundance is not something we acquire. It is something we tune into. ~ Wayne Dyer

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Fredia Roth @frediaroth

15 years ago

Dear God, Please get me out my feelings. I BEG YOU Sincerely, Keisha

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Fredia Roth @frediaroth

15 years ago

That awkward moment when the world doesn't end on december 21,2012 and a lot of girls end up being pregnant.

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Fredia Roth @frediaroth

15 years ago

"Nothing except a battle lost can be half as melancholy as a battle won." -- Duke of Wellington

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