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@peggyduh i actually think its 100% fine to cook scrambled eggs in nonstick with a wooden spatula
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@wizardsnlyfools midwood? whats next? ridgewood?
@chibbqk1ng ur telling me Al fried this rice
why is it so.... nevermind
instagram story caption (over a selfie) I saw: "MY CONFESSION IS THAT SOMETIMES I FIT CHECK IN THE WINDOW OF THE FUNERAL HOME I KNOW IT IS WRONG I AM VAIN AND YOUTHS BEAUTY IS FLEETING" shut the hell up
paying for a mista boiga with woims
It would be so humiliating to tell someone you ate here
@DoM_BNMT @zombie_mustard they start tasting a little off when you cook and eat them
@JasonPremoMFG you know what they say... "when in dallas"
You can just make your own coffee with a Hario V60 Dripper and it will be 5x to 10x cheaper than coffee pods And it will taste better because you can get freshly roasted and ground coffee beans Instead of whatever coffeeslop Nestle produces and sells you at 10x markup Did you
@PhiliDips_ @beejeronii first thing i thought of
DO not buy shelf stable pesto look how oxidized it is, literally just the costco brand refrigerated pesto (huge bottle for $20 is better than that
i haven’t been able to stop thinking abt the caption on this video all day. turns out toast is kinda chic
@number_pizza111 logically wouldnt they be standing on the mezzanine / at the entrance to deter and catch fare evasion?
@number_pizza111 Is that true? I certainly get cell connection on the platforms. you can even see the cell repeaters yourself in platforms
hesitantly asking someone if she listens to podcast about list and she says of course
knowing someone online and finally meeting them IRL feels like 2 dogs meeting and sniffing each others butts
i flopped and didnt actually object dye them (didnt want to buy that much dye). was pretty challenging getting an even finish with the wipe on alcohol dye but it came out OK.
is it crazy to want one of these to just keep around forever?
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