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@JeremyDK You had a huge impact on me, Jeremy. Thanks for the kind words.
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I talked with @ubiquity75 about content moderation, why companies actually do it, and why it's such a shitty job by design. In case any of that is relevant to anything that's happening right now. hbr.org/2022/11/conten…
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@theotherewarren @drzachary Does the former CISA director retweeting it do anything for you? Do you have an internet policy person you do trust?
@theotherewarren @drzachary Or consider a SME from the actual CISA committee?
@theotherewarren @drzachary Consider adding Mike as a source, then. Techdirt is outstanding on this beat and a few others you’ve expressed interest in
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This sweet snaggletooth, longboi came in for a late-night visit, timed to maximize the staff-to-customer ratio. Diffie knows he'll get the most uninterrupted petting when there's no one else to distract the booksellers. #DogsOfEBBCO #LongBoi #MaximumPetting
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