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best sarcasm and more.. :) New York Joined December 2011
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11 years ago

Ugly Girls With Hot Bodies (10 Images) bit.ly/1Krye6m

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11 years ago

Help me help you help myself help you think you're helping yourself but you're really helping me.

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11 years ago

You know who else releases albums without anyone knowing? Beyonce's sister.

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11 years ago

The 5 Things Women Won't Tell You About Sex bit.ly/1KryemS

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11 years ago

It takes 42 muscles to frown, but only 4 to lift your middle finger.

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11 years ago

If you ever feel like a failure, just know that somewhere in the world, someone just lost their straw inside a Capri Sun.

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11 years ago

With my luck, I'll die and get reincarnated as myself.

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11 years ago

The Hobbit 2: we've still got a long way to walk

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11 years ago

I hate when I oversleep at work and get home late.

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11 years ago

Artist turns Innocent Disney Princesses Into Flirty Pin-u... bit.ly/1KryguZ

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11 years ago

Adele: "Are you breaking up with me? Hold on, let me grab a pen."

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11 years ago

I just found handcuffs, a whip and a mask in my girlfriend's bedroom. I can't believe she's a super hero.

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11 years ago

"A body at rest tends to stay at rest" should be an acceptable excuse for missing work.

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