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rated a movie on letterboxd and gave it 3 stars and at the exact same time a guy i knew in college rated it and gave it 1 star
boyfriend can’t stop commenting that it looks like this sign in the love island usa villa says “say egg” because the L is too big and gets covered up by the couch
saw this bear in his hiking outfit and almost cried
the irony of me accidentally writing “any more” instead of anymore… hypocrite vibes
it's "much ADO about nothing" and it's "first come, first SERVED" please i can't take this any more
@moorehn @blondedpoole that was about a post going around that they declined, it’s since been reported that they accepted (or dolan did, we’ll see if players go)
twitter is wild because you can come on here and read an article likening a 22 year old Black immigrant (and one of the only nba players to denounce ICE) to donald trump because the author doesn’t personally approve of his attitude on court
one of the wildest things in the last few years was when my bestie got mugged at gunpoint outside a cafe by my house so i posted on nextdoor about it to tell my neighbors to be aware and people started attacking ME! for "trying to ruin a small business" ????????????????
it freaks me out how much content on tiktok is blatantly and poorly staged i'm not gonna lie boss
I'm so obsessed with these videos I wish I could eat that slow
bad news juiceland duped it and it’s so good
pretty much everything about LA is unappealing to me but i have to be honest i rlly wish i could try that one erewhon smoothie
during the 7th inning stretch the other day my bf was like "oh you decided to clap along on the down beat?" and it's like no baby i'm just white :/
had the passing thought that it’d be fun for a few days to go really viral on here but then i remembered i did go really viral on my old acct in like 2012 and people were just inventing new crazy ways to call me ugly
summersummersummersummer
one time an interviewer offered me coffee and i took it and then i was confused about what to do with the mug so when it was over i took it to the kitchen and washed it and then they were standing there watching me like this 🧍♀️so they could walk me out of the building :(
what’s the etiquette on job interviews if they ask if you’d like some water, is it like good bc you can always drink to have something to do or is it bad bc you’re making them go out of their way
@mossluver56 wait what glass is this i love them
people at my job emerge from a bathroom stall and look at their phone all the way to the sink, wash their hands, and then pick their phone up again and look at it all the way back to their desk. what are they doing on those things
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