Greg Swanson @gregswanson
Teacher tweeting the funny (and sad) events that go on in my day. twitter.com/gregswanson Visalia, California Joined February 2009-
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Always great to see you in Lemoore @IamKevinBracy! Hey if you have your teacher hype music playlist saved anywhere you can share I NEED that link.
I had a student flip their desk over today and stand on top of the now upside down desk. While on my way to deesculate the situation another student shouted "watch out! He has the high ground!"
Student: "Mr. Swanson. How do you spell FBI?"
I can so relate.
Yup. This is no easy task! 😆 #membean #fridayfun #teacherhumor #teacherlife #2ndaryela #englishteacher #iteachmiddleschool #iteachhighschool
It’s gonna be me! 🎶 @NSYNC @jtimberlake #teacherhumor
Amazing job today @IamKevinBracy! I'm not sure if you could hear over Zoom, but you had us all laughing and clapping and most importantly RECHARGED for the school year. What a story, truly inspiring!
Student hurts leg. Principal: "At least you're not a horse" Student: "Why?" Principal: "They shoot the horse." Student: "But that would make it even worse!"
Student thought I was going to confiscate her fidget spinner. Told me her great grandma gave it to her before she died. Lol
@Nero He obviously doesn't have "fat acceptance" like the article states if he is in the gym. Please read the article before you post.
Student: "Mr. Swanson, did you know weddings are expensive? Like $10!"
Just had 5th graders singing 'Like a Virgin'. I'm not sure if I'm impressed they know the lyrics or sad
Just saved a crying 1st grader from the top of the monkey bars. I feel like Superman!
Walked by someone taking donations for cancer research. She was smoking. Hmmm
Its hard to teach a Spanish class when the students are having a hard time reading the English instructions...
Student: "Why did the news not tell me it was raining today?" Other students: "It did!" Her reply: "Oh I didn't watch the news." lol
"There's these dolls called Bratz, my mom says they need to wear more clothes." -overhearing 3rd grade girls talking is entertaining
Was asked twice in the same class where Egypt was on the map we were looking at. The map was of Egypt...
Told a student he needed to discuss his answers in his work. His response: "No where in the discussion questions does it say to discuss"
"Can we use a calculator on this test?" "Sure why not!" (English-lit test)
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