Mark @grumpy_mark
Penguins can fly they just choose not to. Lover of Whippets. In 2017 Went for the double #stoma #colostomy #urostomy markhammond.co.uk Corby, England Joined November 2009-
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The fact that they already had to spend so much going to the World Cup, then to donate £10,000 to hasbro children’s hospital 👏 🇺🇸 Absolutely amazing from the tartan army 🏴
@HMRCcustomers I’m currently on hold waiting to speak to an advisor. Can you add something like an updated wait time message or a “you are position x in the queue” ? as I have no idea if I’m here for 5 mins or 5 hours ! Thank you
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Delicious! Doesn’t matter if the owner’s getting attacked!
@SumitM_X I’ve always wondered…. Do you see “typing….” only if they are typing a message directly to you, or could they be typing on another chat ?
@Mustun12 @TansuYegen She has defo added herself as an alternate ID when the phone was unlocked. My daughter did it to my phone. Only way to delete is to reset Face ID and start again.
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I haven’t got much ‘get up and go’, but I have lashings of ‘sit down and stay’.
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Wanna see what a rich man looks like? Have more babies. What a blessing!
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The perfect time to commit a murder is Halloween. No one would bat an eyelid if you were walking around, covered in blood, holding a knife, carrying a corpse wrapped in bin bags bound with gaffer tape.
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This is America
@Dalkeef1981 @HLTCO Brings back good memories hearing his voice again 👍
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Applied for a manager role in work. Another manager raised a concern that I'm too immature, but they gave it me anyway. Yesterday I took the team for lunch & got rounds of shots in. Two had to go home early, one puked on her keyboard & another cried to a customer. They were right
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Today is #StomaAware Day Every myth we bust = more understanding, confidence + dignity for people with a stoma. Join us. Share your story. Be a #StomaMythbuster colostomyuk.org/campaigns/stom… #StomaAware #StomaMythbuster
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