Grumpy @grumpychron
The Congleton Chronicle's infamous weekly columnist! Read his rants every week in the Congleton, Biddulph, Alsager & Sandbach Chronicle newspaper series! Congleton Joined April 2012-
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Paid a fortune for nice hols in Corfu - just seen this. Coming home on next plane...
Fuck me - he's murdering Queen now - someone storm the stage & batter him with a £10 sausage roll....I'm off to bed
Instead of a roadie running on to fix a microphone, expecting his mum to rush on to pull his pants up - "our Kayne : shame on you!"
Fuck it - now cleaning out the cat litter. More entertaining...
Mr West doesn't pick up the pace I may seriously consider cutting the grass with a torch glued to my head - or cutting my toe nails...
Watching Kanye West at Glastonbury - TOTAL DOGSHIT
@MorreysofHC Finally just visited your Aladdin's cave of stuff-accidentally found you when avoiding an M6 tailback...
@CongletonChron I did it for your wife - I hate you 'cos you censor my stuff
My goodness - I've worked out how to do this on my phone...I'll have a colour TV next!!
@MorreysofHC @SandbachChron But do you have car-cleaning leathers the size of a Brontosaurus' foreskin?
@MorreysofHC @SandbachChron I moved to bloody China 2 years ago! I'm not a bloody mind-reader...will comment in this week's column!!!
@ZoeVHanks Actually - YES!! Home next week for a few days to put a fence up, cut the grass, work my way through the list...yeah...great....
Blog updated mrgrumpyinchina.blogspot.co.uk - an interesting alternative to reading, washing your hair, falling asleep, washing up, intercourse etc
Blog updated, if you give two tugs of a tiger's todger... mrgrumpyinchina.blogspot.co.uk
@Kellypots Why, thank you Ms Harris...this week's may upset a few folk, too...and do I give a ****? No! 'cos even more will be laughing!
Blog updated. Read it if you want - if not...well, read something else...you (probably) live in a free country!! mrgrumpyinchina.blogspot.co.uk
@daryllayton Don't get all lovey-dovey...you're still a Southern Knobhead, and bet you park your BMW in the disabled spaces at Tesco...
Blog updated - mrgrumpyinchina.blogspot.co.uk Been eating bees, ducks stomachs & fried tree leaves...yum yum NOT ON YOUR LIFE yum...
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