eternally_bewildered @guy_frape

The kind of person you meet at certain dismal dull affairs Leeds, England Joined July 2015

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eternally_bewildered @guy_frape

2 years ago

@AaronDelays @JonathanPieNews It's certainly quite a tail

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2 years ago

@AnaOrsatti @MrhughLthebest @hughlaurie @homunkulus69 But surely the most titillating accompaniment to a martini is a peer-reviewed paper with solid Harvard referencing?

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2 years ago

@Markgatiss Jolly good show that man 👍

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2 years ago

@phaeduck @supertanskiii @LeeAndersonMP_ Even then Reform only did so well because he remembered to ask his mum

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2 years ago

@richardpbacon To be fair, it was quite extraordinary when he came back from Normandy early

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2 years ago

@jonsopel I'd say Plutonium. More dense and entirely toxic

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2 years ago

@SpainOnAPlate @jj_old @stuzi_pants @Veronic45342690 @mrjamesob @Carolin79350199 Only slightly complicated by the clause requiring John and George to be brought back to record The Beatles' "Gold: The Best Of Spandau Ballet"

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2 years ago

@JonathanPieNews Why, is there an outtake where he spits directly at the camera? Like we all know he wants to

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2 years ago

@VictoriaCoren I guess they thought Geoff Capes on a jet ski was too dated

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2 years ago

@DrJaninaRamirez @ChrisFarrelly Maybe she was just grumpy that you got in the way of her having a nap?

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2 years ago

@JamesEFoster @angelaeagle Don't be silly, you can't make a gate out of bricks. How would it open?

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2 years ago

@Alun101 @JonathanPieNews You'd a shed? Luxury!! We'd to get up at 2am to walk 10 miles to t'mill, uphill both ways, to scrape muck off t'bins wi' our bare hands to fashion a ring. And then we'd to graft 18 hours fo' t'privilege, and we were grateful for it!! Pro-golfers today don't know they're born

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2 years ago

@Devilligan @NeilNewbon if you guys are still at Moonrise, you should go back up to Thorm's bedroom. Bow'ee can make friends with his zombie dog. Top content chuck 😁

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2 years ago

@IAmChrisRamsey Just gone half nine

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Jesus H Christ! @ThatBloke_Jesus

2 years ago

Just got home Trying to explain to the Mrs that I’ve been dead since Friday is not going down well

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2 years ago

@TheSimonEvans If you have a couple of hours next time you're there, RHS gardens Harlow Carr is about 5 minutes drive outside town. Afraid I can't find a picture to share, but it's a lovely space, well worth a visit