guy @guyisonline

my barista only charges me for a small coffee and applies two discounts even when I get a cappuccino and if there was a fire I would run inside to save him

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grace @gracefishlove

2 weeks ago

Fuck that guys groceries are way cooler than mine

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guy @guyisonline

2 weeks ago

wow I’m so glad I’m immune to propaganda

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guy @guyisonline

2 weeks ago

mating dance shapes.

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guy @guyisonline

2 weeks ago

David with the sling cuz I’ll Rockefeller

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modern matchmaking is incentivized to make competitive play akin to a coin flip, keeping players hooked by drip-feeding wins. back in my day, we used to scrap with the same people until someone either rage quit or their mom yelled at them over an open mic.

Kari @KariDaniels

3 weeks ago

Part of what made this era so great was as long as you stayed in the lobby, you played the same people over & over - this banter would set the stage for grudge matches lol

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guy @guyisonline

3 weeks ago

man suffers only because he locks in on what the gods made for fun

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guy @guyisonline

3 weeks ago

@wyllohland ball knower

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guy @guyisonline

3 weeks ago

feng shui respecters know that drawers are unfit homes for rarely-used items.

Thomas J Woods @TomWoodstom

3 weeks ago

So I bit the bullet and took my drawer of old useless cables to the recycling. The stuff everyone has, unused for years, lying around. The cables designed for God knows what, God knows when. 2 days later I can tell you categorically: don't do this.

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guy @guyisonline

3 weeks ago

@JTommins @Vicky I read the second half in a 21 pilots way and very much regret it

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guy @guyisonline

3 weeks ago

@JasonBassler1 this woman’s case was dismissed because she had more accurate surveillance of herself than the law did. this is bad because in the face of a growing surveillance state the best strategy is having more surveillance. a self-tightening chain.