Elbows @heatherthings
Wise words erry day. Toronto Joined November 2009-
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"I want to put someone in that garbage can. It's so big." .... "No no, like a live person."
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Note to self: corner of sink + pubic bone = ouch.
Thought: Giggling is probably not the appropriate response to getting punched.
"He ripped his butt sock.. I mean ball sack. I said butt sock.."
G: "Are you leaving?" Heather: "No." (while exiting the room)
"It's not ridiculous, I'm just afraid of space! That's all!"
ask me things. http://www.formspring.me/heatherthings
Lesson: Don't change your shirt near a door frame. You will punch it.
"A little poo from a 6-inch sub? ..was it a 6-inch poo?"
G: "Why are there pants on my pillow?" H: "....Pillowpants."
Life lesson: take your time. You might drop a shelf on your toe.
Stabbed myself in the eye with a straw. NEVER a good idea.
"You look like you have to poo... sexy." *strokes air*
*Gasps* "You stuck your finger in her fudge! ..ummm"
@ash_33 Why do you assume it means Heather things and not heat her things?
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