Jay Black @hellojayblack
Internationally beloved comedian. jayblack.tv New Jersey, USA Joined March 2008-
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It’s almost November, so you know what that means: it’s BOOMER SCARIN’ SEASON
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If I was gonna be executed in the electric chair, my last meal would be to swallow the entirety of five jars of Orville Redenbacher popcorn. What a fun surprise that would be for everyone in the room!
One week left until my show at @SoulJoels in Pottstown, PA. Get your tickets at my website and finally see if I’m ACTUALLY 6’3” or, y’know, the Donald Trump version of 6’3”.
Trump’s new FBI standards are NUTS.
My substack is up and running! Check out hellojayblack over there to get some fun essays and to make sure you can hear about upcoming shows!
SWEET KARMA: MAGA Troll is sitting in ICE custody.
Hi, so Penny, my 11yo daughter and the CEO of my sticker store, has mailed out the first batch of orders and fixed the overcharge on the shipping and handling ($8 was too high — it should have been free!). If you’d like a sticker go to my website or click the link!
NEW LOW: this is bad even by Donald Trump’s standards…
How do you know *I’m* not a paid plant? Because I’m about to ask you to come to a show! If I had some of that sweet Soros money, I wouldn’t need you to go to shop.jayblack.tv and but some stickers. But, uh, I do. Soooooooo…
Trump is NOT popular: MAGA influencers are being PAID by the government.
Do I have any other shirts with pictures of my pets on it? Only one way to find out: come see me at @SoulJoels in Pottstown PA this coming September 5th! Tickets at my website!
Trump is the most INCOMPETENT president ever and this list PROVES it.
@StacyCFS Not recently! Have they uncovered more footage of everyone being awful in it :)
Mamdani is so insidious. He’s TRICKING the people of NYC by “tirelessly meeting their needs”. This is an obvious communist-Muslim-socialist-anarchist-Free-Mason PLOT to destroy America. You’d NEVER catch a Republican doing anything like that…
Dolly Parton tried to teach us all a lesson, and it’s one we DEAPERATELY need to learn.
My daughter set up and runs the new merch shop! Our first product is one of my favorite lines from my videos: Stephen Miller is what cats see in their nightmares. I hope you like it! Go to the link in the video to grab it!
This VIRAL video of a MAGA candidate talking about healthcare is WILD.
They say laughter is the best medicine and with RFK Jr. in office, you’re gonna need a lot of medicine! So come see me at Soul Joel’s in Pottstown, PA on September 5th! Tickets at my website!
FINALLY: People are clamoring for RFK Jr.’s RESIGNATION. Here’s why.
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