🏋️‍♂️ @himbrobear

𝐝𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐠𝐲𝐦, 𝐛𝐫𝐨? 🎨; raccoon21 Joined January 2022

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🏋️‍♂️ @himbrobear

4 years ago

he ran back over to the rabbit, money in hand and a dumb smile on his face. “alright! i got it!” his eyes were wide with stupid happiness. he really liked this little dude!

𝕯𝖆𝖘𝖍 @LustfulBun

4 years ago

…..Yep. He’s in heaven- Dash would be waiting rather impatiently. Tapping his foot on the ground rapidly. There was a very cute outfit that he had his eye on…and all that money could help him get it-

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🏋️‍♂️ @himbrobear

4 years ago

squint. “i’ll get six, just in case.” he said, before running off to a nearby ATM to get out six benjamins.

𝕯𝖆𝖘𝖍 @LustfulBun

4 years ago

…..A dumb, loaded bear. Was Dash in heaven-? “I’ll be waiting right here. Last time I checked, my price was four- No, five hundred dollars.”

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🏋️‍♂️ @himbrobear

4 years ago

“..a few hundred? that’s all?” he made quite a bit of money from his job, so that was a pretty easy amount to ask for. “lemme run to an ATM.”

He’s definitely dumb. And after hearing the word “credit card”…Dash was about to make the bear’s bank call to verify some purchases- “I only deal in cash…but get a few hundred, and I’ll be glad to bend over for you~”

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🏋️‍♂️ @himbrobear

4 years ago

yeah…..he’s kinda dumb, if he hadn’t already noticed. “really? like, how much? i’ve got a credit card!”

𝕯𝖆𝖘𝖍 @LustfulBun

4 years ago

Dash literally said he could have a few squeezes for twenty bucks…but he also doesn’t care enough to correct him- “You…could’ve paid to have sex with me if you had more money-“

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🏋️‍♂️ @himbrobear

4 years ago

yeah, he’s pretty easy to please. “if i had some more money, i might’ve paid for two squeezes!”

𝕯𝖆𝖘𝖍 @LustfulBun

4 years ago

….He really spent like twenty bucks for a single squeeze? Shit, that’s the easiest money dash has ever made! Even if it’s to a restaurant that he doesn’t exactly like- “No problem, big guy.”

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🏋️‍♂️ @himbrobear

4 years ago

Roddy clapped his hands together as he saw that cushiony ass, reaching out to give it a good honkin’ squeeze. “ah, thanks, man. that was nice.”

𝕯𝖆𝖘𝖍 @LustfulBun

4 years ago

…..Is he stupid? Know what, doesn’t matter- Dash grabbed the money and pocketed it. He’ll take what he can get. The rabbit then turned around, revealing that huge, pillowy rump to the bear.

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🏋️‍♂️ @himbrobear

4 years ago

he starts digging around in his pocket, pulling out the two quarters, the gift card, and extra dollar bill he didn’t know he had. “oh, cool! free money! uh, here y’go!”