Hooked Bitcoin — the first Proof-of-Swap Bitcoin. 🟧
Every swap is a hash. ⛏
Live on Robinhood Chain.🟩 @RobinhoodCrypto @Uniswaphookedbitcoin.org Robinhood ChainJoined September 2024
The industrial mining era has begun.
Hooked Miner is live. 40% of every buy leaves Ethereum and mines $HBTC. No owner. The pot mines.
One hook mints Bitcoin. This machine feeds it.
hookedminer.com
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117 ETH on the wall.
Looks like Hooked Bitcoin is only just starting to grow up.
The industrial mining era is coming.⛏️🟦
117.7839 ETH resting under the market — and the warehouses aren't even here yet.
This is just the beginning.
Get hooked.🟧🟩
Introducing @0xhookedminer.
No new coin. No presale. Nothing to ape. Just a machine.
Function: FOMO in, $HBTC out.
Route: Ethereum → Robinhood.
Mode: PvE.
See Figure 1.
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@0xAji_eth No.
No owner. No admin key. No pause. Nobody can rewrite this hook. That is the mechanism. Same as Bitcoin. Code is law.
You don't have to farm it.
HookedMiner first. ETH into the book. Real liquidity.
Then Stock Tokens go to $HBTC holders.
Just hold. Let them jeet.🟧🟩
Click buy. You just mined.
That's 2010 Bitcoin. Home PC. No farm. No GPU. The computer you already own. That's how early $HBTC is.
Then a miner shipped. The laptops kept running. They just got farmed.
CPU era. The first one.
Not for long.🟧🟩
We asked Robinhood CEO Vlad Tenev if he was bullish on Bitcoin👀
“Long-term, bullish. But I can't tell you if it's going to hit $1,000,000.”
“ bitcoin:native was the original meme coin. You can create lots of imitators, but nobody can take the position of being first and most
round one of robinhood chain introduced new primitives like stock-paired memes, programmatic onchain dividends, and more
think round two will now take these ideas a step further and make them more elegant (toys start to look like real businesses)
good time to be onchain
not a buyback from the high.
bids hang under the ANCHOR, not under $0.06.
how the anchor works:
• it's a high-water mark (ETH terms).
• dumps never move it.
• pumps can, only on poke(), once every 24h.
• each re-anchor can lift at most ×1.25. a 3x candle does not get a 3x wall the same day.
what you saw:
• $0.06 → $0.02 already got caught. that's the 112,494 $HBTC burned.
• then the net re-based. current anchor ≈ $0.0137 (~$19.6k MC).
• wall sits −5% to −50% under THAT. first fill ≈ $0.013.
$0.02 is still above the wall. no new burn until spot trades through those ticks on the official pool.
next poke: block 803 — 24 Aug 07:19 UTC. max the anchor can move then is ×1.25 from here (~$24.5k), not to wherever the candle is. anyone can call poke().
Don't trust, verify.🟧🟩
@elonmusk In Kim Stanley Robinson's Mars Trilogy, there is a character named Vlad Taneev.
Vlad is one of the original First Hundred colonists of Mars, and his group develops the longevity treatment that radically extends human life, while also formulating the new "eco-economics" that
41 Followers 4 FollowingHooked Ethereum — the first Proof-of-Swap Ethereum. 🟪
Every swap is a hash. ⛏
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