Joel @httpcode418

I‘m a teapot. Köln/Bonn Joined July 2019

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MatLab crashes @memecrashes

a week ago

remember when we said "Black Mirror" as a dystopian exaggeration of reality? I don't think it even fits our reality anymore

Orchid @orchid_hq

2 weeks ago

Introducing Orchid, the first assistant that actually gets you 🌸

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Tony S.F. @tonysilveti

3 weeks ago

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@komtesserl @DoctorNojas @_schnurri @K4RM4C0M4 @vomwetter @fuszpiIs @cdxxlennart Mache ja auch Cyber, mit LA hätte ich helfen können bei Ana sitzen nur die Grundlagen. Kann aber gerne drüber lesen auch, Logik und ML sollte gehen :)

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Peter Schadt @peter_schadt

3 months ago

Freunde der Werttheorie. Die Kritik der politischen Ökonomie der Digitalisierung ist fertig. Um das Buch 'open access' allen kostenlos zugänglich zu machen, brauche ich 6000 Euro. Wer also vorhatte das Werk zu kaufen, ist eingeladen, sich zu beteiligen: paypal.com/pools/c/9oSLey…

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Surplus Produce @SurplusProduce

8 months ago

Kleiner Nachtrag zu den freitäglichen Demos: 1/4

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Read Jackson Rising @JPHilllllll

9 months ago

More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS

9 months ago

The CEO of Waymo is asked: " Will society accept a death potentially caused by a robot?" She responds: "I think that society will."

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Jason Levin @iamjasonlevin

10 months ago

AWS CRASH, TOUCH GRASS

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Noah Ryan @NoahRyanCo

a year ago

Wake up and immediately look at small screen before clocking 8 hours behind medium screen. Take a few breaks to check in on small screen. Go home and spend a few hours staring at big screen to wind down before getting into bed and looking at small screen. Living the dream.

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ksa 🏴‍☠️ @kosa12m

a year ago

DUDE JUST STUDY COMPUTER SCIENCE AND LEARN ALL KNOWN ALGORITHMS IN EXISTENCE AND ALL DATA STRUCTURES REGARDLESS OF HOW OBSCURE THEY ARE JUST LEARN CALCULUS I II III IIII AND LINEAR ALGEBRA I II III AND ALL OF STATISTICS AND TOPOLOGY AND ABSTRACT ALGEBRA AND NUMBER THEORY AND CRYPTOGRAPHY AND DYNAMIC SYSTEMS AND ALL OPTIMIZATION TECHNIQUES AND THEN ALL PROGRAMMING PARADIGMS ALL AT THE SAME TIME BRO IT'S EASY THEN LEARN CONCURRENT PROGRAMMING DISTRIBUTED COMPUTING THEORY OF COMPUTATION COMPILERS OPERATING SYSTEMS THEN GRAPHS GRAPHICS AND GRAPHIXXX BRO JUST LEARN A BIT OF ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE AND SIMULATIONS HAHA. WHAT, ACTUAL TOOLS FOR A JOB? YOU CAN LEARN THAT ON THE SIDE DAWG JUST LEARN .NET CORE POSTGRES SQLSERVER MYSQL SQLTHIS SQLTHAT MONGODB NOSQL(HAHA) SPRING BOOT ANGULAR REACT VUE ASTRO SOLID QWIK SVELTE NEST.JS EXPRESS.JS KOA.JS NODE.JS JSP JAVASCRIPT ES5 ES6 ES7 C C++ C# F# D HASKELL SCALA ADA ELIXIR RUBY AND RUBY ON RAILS CLOJURE JAVA 7 JAVA 8 JAVA 11 JAVA 18 JAVA 19 JAVA 20 JAVA 21 (IM LOOOOOMING) GO RUST BASH PYTHON DOCKER KUBERNETES AWS OCI GCP AZURE I MEAN JUST MIX IT ALL UP AND MAKE YOUR PRETTY PORTIFOLIO WITH YOUR MACHINE LEARNING PET PROJECTS JUST INTERN AT FAGMAN DAWG IT'S EASY HAHA JUST DO ALL THAT WHILE WORKING TWO SHIFTS AT MCDONALDS BECAUSE YOUR PARENTS KICKED YOU OUT OF THE HOUSE AT 18 YO I MEAN BRO IT'S ALRIGHT AFTER THAT YOU CAN JUST WAGESLAVE FOR 55 YEARS IN THE CODE MINES DEALING WITH OFFICE POLITICS AND THEN YOU CAN INVEST ALL THE AFTER