bonnie @ikeafaery

would probably be suspected of witchcraft by small town citizens | 27 | novelist (pending) instagram.com/internetfaery UK Joined September 2011

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bonnie @ikeafaery

a month ago

luke managed to take pictures of me right as a woman walked by and said i looked lovely 🥹

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ordered a pizza from @pizzahutuk and it didn’t come with olives so i phoned them and the guy on the phone just said “we’d usually remake it but since it was only missing olives we aren’t gonna do that”

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bonnie @ikeafaery

4 months ago

heheho 🦕

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4 months ago

i say boy, but he is around 65 in cat years

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4 months ago

the most handsomest boy ever

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4 months ago

so ive just learned that the ideal level of ferritin (the protein that stores iron in your body) should be 30-200 with 80-100 being ideal, anyway i had a blood test and mine is 5 no wonder i feel awful all the time

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bonnie @ikeafaery

5 months ago

the current state of the world is all henry viii’s fault btw

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5 months ago

all of this slapped btw

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5 months ago

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5 months ago

got a deliveroo screenshot on my timehop from 7 years ago i got boba and it cost £2.90!!! even the small ones are like £5 now

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5 months ago

yeah you could say i’m a bit of a gamer

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5 months ago

i say favourite loosely more like most interesting

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bonnie @ikeafaery

5 months ago

my two favourite wuthering heights theories 1. heathcliff was almost certainly catherine’s half brother 2. idk what emily brontë’s understanding of sex was as an unmarried woman in the 1840s but heathcliff was definitely digging up catherine to fuck her dead body