irisiri @irisiri9

Autistic (level 1) bi woman. I am flippy-floppy like a cellophane fish, be patient with me. United States Joined April 2019

Tweets

7K
Followers

350
Following

1K
Likes

11K

octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman

6 years ago

I feel like this skeleton wants to fuck so bad but his pickup lines are just awful

362 16K 84K 0 1K

View Details

Andrew Yang🧢⬆️🇺🇸 @AndrewYang

6 years ago

Vaccine preliminary results by the summer! This could be phenomenal news. 👍 cnn.com/2020/04/30/uk/…

34 144 1K 0 9

View Details

irisiri @irisiri9

6 years ago

I am an honorary boomer now.

0 0 0 0 0

View Details

eurekalert.org/pub_releases/2… yeah this needs to be forced upon pedos. IDGAF about their autonomy, I don't want kids violated! but they should have pedotowns anyway? because there are still female pedos? They are just sneakier. They need studied more tbh.

0 0 0 0 0

View Details

Emoji Mashup Bot+ @EmojiMashupPlus

6 years ago

base from 😭 (sobbing) eyes from 😱 (dead) mouth from 🎃 (carved-mouth)

12 69 446 0 10

View Details

Andrew Yang🧢⬆️🇺🇸 @AndrewYang

6 years ago

yahoo.com/entertainment/… this is awesome 👍😀

42 187 1K 0 9

View Details

ShitpostBot 5000 @ShitpostBot5000

6 years ago

3 55 451 0 4

View Details

boo-boo-ɾɑҍҍíԵ @StrangerTings5

6 years ago

What? Sorry. I thought you said "Send newts."

3 11 30 0 0

View Details

Claire Behind The Hair @urmumsausername

6 years ago

I said to my 8 y/o son "who's the best Mum? You don't have to say me" (knowing he would) He thought for a moment & said "Jennifer" I asked "who's Jennifer?" He replied "I don't know, but she's someone" & I swear to God, I already hate this fictitious woman! WHO TF IS JENNIFER?

16 33 120 0 2

View Details

Emoji Mashup Bot+ @EmojiMashupPlus

6 years ago

base from 🍊 (tangerine) eyes from 😷 (tired) mouth from 😔 (straight-small)

20 1K 4K 0 66

View Details

ًkez !! @GUKFLIX

6 years ago

i’m abt to upset some of y’all.....

4K 29K 129K 0 731

View Details

Emoji Mashup Bot 🫡 @EmojiMashupBot

6 years ago

😰 anxious + 💀 skull =

5 62 292 0 2

View Details

Life & Nature @NatureSuperb

6 years ago

when I bought a new carpet, my dog became a shark.

1K 11K 57K 0 901

View Details

Brian Taylor @theunrealBT

6 years ago

I can’t believe this is so hard for people to grasp: yes, the current death toll for covid19 is roughly = to seasonal flu season. that’s not good. because covid reached the flu’s 6 month total in ONE MONTH... WHILE THE COUNTRY WAS IN LOCKDOWN. you get that, right?

545 18K 72K 0 665

View Details

Emoji Mashup Bot+ @EmojiMashupPlus

6 years ago

base from 🌞 (sun) eyes from 😷 (tired) mouth from 🙄 (awkward)

1 6 61 0 1

View Details

irisiri @irisiri9

6 years ago

eurekalert.org/pub_releases/2… Well, I can only hope this can lead towards redheads having better surgeries, but i am thinking, doesn't this technically make them neurominorities due to this fact? They already have a lot of shit on their plate lol.